Yo. Got 6 kidz from 5 babidaddis, just lokin 4 muh 6th, holla at me. Just kidding, just kidding... ha.ha. (that was painful).
By the way, gentlemen (I use that term loosely here), no girl wants to see 700 pictures of your truck (or- my personal favorite, your "future truck") or the slaughtered deer you killed last weekend hanging from a tree dripping blood and guts. Save those for your friends. Thank you....onward!
About Me:
As far as personalities go, you'll never find another one like mine. I’m completely random, some may say offensive (not for the meek of heart), very down to earth. I’m witty - almost to a fault...You’ll have to love it or leave it. (if Vanilla Ice is running through your head right now you may be my soul mate.) I'm completely uncensored (and not always “politically correct”, and by "not always", I mean rarely).
I'm very strong willed, so if you're looking for a girl to have on your arm to smile and nod - admiring every word you say, it's not me.
As far as relationships go, I feel like I am at a point in this process where I would rather be single until I find someone worth being in a relationship with (i.e. someone I would consider marrying) If this freaks you out, run along.... so many other slores on here, so little time! ...Now you don't have to ask me why such an amazing creature such as myself is single!! See how easy I make this!?
About You:
You should message me if:
-You're willing to lie about where we met.
-You have something interesting to say other than "Hi, you're hot".
-You know the difference between two, to, and too…your and you’re.
-You have a sense of humor.
-You are genuine, honest, funny, reliable, respectful and somewhat intelligent.
-You're not looking for someone to sleep with... (This means that you're not going to go out with me then get pissed when I won't make out with you after the 2nd date).
-You didn't vote for Obama (is this too forward? - haha get it, forward?)
You should NOT message me if:
-You're unemployed.
- Your pictures suggest that you don't own a shirt, OR do nothing all day besides take pictures of yourself in the gym mirror.
-You're Boring.
-You're Emotionally compromised / You're Not over your ex girlfriend.
-You're Looking for some slore to bang.
- You spend unreasonable amounts of time playing video games (unreasonable = 1 hour a day (this is a generous estimate.))
