Thank you for stopping by I appreciate it as I know that your time is valuable. Instead of telling you what I am looking for and how quickly I can go from jeans to tuxes or you can play tic-toe-toe on my stomach. I am going to give you the traits about me that you can hopefully live with. It is not what we can live with that destroys a relationship in the end it is the ones that we cannot. I am a normal person who is all those traits that everybody is seeking on here 99% of the time. That is not the problem it is 1% that seems to get in the way. So please when you read this profile understand that I am not full of myself, but I am aware of what I do and how I react. I am like a old dog and I am trying to learn new tricks, but I am kind of set in my ways. So if you are ready for the ride ?
Please slide all the way to you right, fasten your seat belt and pull the bar all the way down till is firm on you legs. Relax, put your arms up, scream if you like, on the dips and loops. If you have any loose jewelry you will want to secure that as well.. Please keeps your hands inside the car and we are not responsible any injury that comes form this ride.
Disclaimer! I am not responsible for emotions or outbursts that this profile may cause so please read at your on risk. If you are feeling sick please stop and come back as the profile will be here for your reading. Have fun and be safe!
I CALL IT MY CAN YOU LIVE WITH THIS TOP TEN LIST:
1) I am loyal and I expect the same from my partner in return, I also am in a relationship with you not all the other people in my life , so as an adult I will come to you with my relationship problems.
2) I will always be respectful to you even when we fight, we will fight on occasion, if you have the need to get derogatory then you have no respect for me as your partner , and then we have no respect in the relationship, so we have no relationship
3)I am overprotective of my family friends and children.
4)I can be temperamental, antisocial and defensive at times
5)I have very little patience for "idiots"
6)I can be jealous and insecure when I feel unimportant, all I need is to reassured.
7) I am a physical being I will touch, kiss , grab, and hug you when I feel the need (not inappropriately) and I assure you most of the time it may not be convenient for you.
8)If you are my partner I will never be able to look at you with out wanting sex with you.
9)i need you to communicate what you want from me. I may not hear act immediately or in the way you want me to , but at least I know where you stand. and that it was important enough to communicate.
10) Lastly I may be an idiot on occasion, say something stupid, act inappropriate or get myself in a bad situation, but I will never risk the sanctity of our commitment and I expect the same form you. Sorry ladies "I was drunk does not cut it for me"
I hope that you had fun, because life should be that most of the time! :-)
Thank you for coming today if you will please exit to you right and make sure you have all belongings. Please come back and see us if this is something you can live. If not thank you for your time and I hope that you enjoyed the ride!