Here are the cliff notes:
Oldest child. 3 siblings. Parents together for 37 years. Great upbringing. Still fun to visit the East coast and see everyone.
I'm really funny. Like get up on stage and make strangers laugh type of funny. Like oh man I'm glad he showed up to this party kind of funny.
I can dance. Not drunken look at the silly white guy dance. Like I hit the floor and it resembles the final scene of 8 Mile
I love watching sports. Mostly MLB and NFL. Not to the point where I revolve my life around it though. Love a good Sunday funday with football on! Don't worry, you can peel me off of the couch and get me moving..... only if the Phillies or Eagles are not on.
Love good movies. Not into mindless chick flicks (I did love 500 Days of Summer and Crazy, Stupid Love) or Nick Cage craptacular blow up films in 3-D. I can't stand movies with talking animals, something where Madea is the main character or remakes of things I loved already: I'm looking at you Karate Kid (2010) and Footloose (2011). If you can recognize the brilliance of Back to the Future, we'll be fine.
Love great food and I tend to steer clear of chain restaurants. Discovering new places on the Westside always makes me happy. I hate Olive Garden and their commercials with people pretending to enjoy fake pre packaged Italian food and waiters who enjoy refilling the salad bowls all night long.
I'm very attracted to someone who is educated and creates her own happiness without relying on her man or others for that. Someone who's a great conversationalist and can challenge me.
If I had a choice, I'll take a Kristen Wiig or a Tina Fey any day over a contestant on the Bachelor . Personality is huge in a relationship. Love witty banter that goes back and forth like a ping pong match