UPDATE: Yes, once more around the block for me. Is it because I'm an eternal optimist or just a glutton for punishment - I'll let you decide.
Okay, I'm wrestling with what to actually type here. What proof do you have that I'm telling the truth? I guess you'll just have to trust me here. So, apparently this the the part where I make my big sales pitch. Unfortunately, like most businesses, I've having trouble finding buyers. Damn economy. Well, let's go down the "everywoman" checklist...Career, check...Car, check...Own place, check...Humor, check...shredded abs and man tan...well, you can't have everything. And yes, I realize that my pic makes it look like I've just been arrested, but we all know looks aren't important, right? Trust me, I look much better live. The bottom line of this is that I could blather on about all sorts of things about me, but it's just fluff. I'm a single guy with no kids, borderline normal (hey, just being honest) with a variety of interests. I am a bit of a nerd on some level, but that's what makes me unique (and perhaps still single???) You want details. You know what to do. You won't be disappointed. At least not too much.
So, what do I want in a woman??? Well, most importantly, I'm looking for someone who's actually an adult, not just physically, but mentally and emotionally as well. You'd be surprised how hard that is to find. Someone who's honest and will be honest with me. I often find myself attracted to women who have different interests or who just aren't typical. Someone who will accept my imperfections and slight eccentricities (we've all got 'em), and not try to change me.
Anyway, I'd just like to meet someone I find funny, I find attractive, and I can't stop thinking or talking about. Maybe you're out there. I'd hold my breath, but I've grown accustomed to living.
One other thing about me that's pretty important is that I often function without a filter (unless necesssary - weddings, funerals, etc). I don't get offended easily and am far from PC. So, I really don't mesh well with people who are really uptight and can't laugh at the world around them (and including them) and its absurdities.
