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dube3823 is a package deal waiting for your adventures. He comes equipped with his own job, transportation and the ability to take care of himself and those around him. I showers on a regular basis, wears clothes that fit, and drinks only in moderation. I have a background in cooking and loves to show off my skills.
But wait, if you act now we’ll include a cuddly Golden Retriever who is well trained and loves affection along with 2 great kids. My kids are my world and would love to share them with the right person.
Oh Oh Wait!, if you act within the next thirty minutes we'll throw in a lifetime supply of compliments and back rubs for the right woman!
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If you are still reading this then you recognize a little infomercial-humor. Sometimes you have to take a little risk to get rewards. That risk goes for life, as well as setting up profiles. Truth is, setting up an online profile can be a strange experience. How does one summarize and express their own essence in such a format? How about some bullet points to get the conversation rolling:
• I love to cook and make most of my meals at home.
• I get excited at the sight of a farmer’s market or a well managed produce section
• I enjoy working out and attend hockey at least once a week.
• I love documentaries, Family Guy, and almost anything with Will Ferrell.
• I believe hot chocolate is best brewed for two.
• I’m addicted to coffee, Google and hot sauce.
• I love the outdoors and everything that come with it.
Don't be a cyber-stalker and just look at my profile. We are both on the paid part of this site for a reason. If you find any of the above interesting, intriguing, annoying or just plain stupid; send me an email and tell me why.
