I can't believe I'm doing this, lol. I enjoy so many different things because it's so important to not go through life regretting. Nothing is more expensive than regret. I've learned a lot during my short time on this planet. I'm an Air Force veteran officer. I kinda miss it. I had the time of my life. I did things I never thought I would ever do, I went places I never thought I would have gone, met people I never would have met, gained experience I never would have gotten and I wouldn't trade a minute of it.
I'm a little crazy but, I promise to make you laugh! I'd like to think I'm one of the very few left that get a bad wrap from guys who make up the majority of the male population, thanks clowns. I came up with 3 simple little rules that if guys would follow them and a woman wants to keep them around, she will forever. Rule1. Don't EVER EVER EVER EVER, under ANY circumstance, I don't care WHAT YOU DID, don't you EVER, lie to her!!!!! She might be mad at you for what you did but, if she finds out you lied to her and find out she will, you won't even have a chance of making it right. Rule2. Don't EVER EVER EVER EVER, under ANY circumstance, I don't care WHAT is going on or who's there, don't you EVER have anything to do whatsoever, with another female!!! Because if you do, you'll lie to her and you just broke rule1 and now you're REALLY screwed because now you're a liar AND a cheater!!! Rule3. EVERY SINGLE DAY, I don't care HOW you do it, whether you buy her something, tell her, email her, take her somewhere, show her something, do something for her, you make sure that EVERY SINGLE DAY, you let her know in some way how much she means to you and how beautiful she is because every day that goes by that you don't, that leaves it wide open for someone else to be the first to tell her and you're that much closer to losing her. These are simple rules yet it seems like 98% of men can't figure them out. I know. I'm not one of them, I swear. I make mistakes, yes every day. I'm not reckless with other people's hearts but I don't put up with people who are reckless with mine. I try to do one thing every day that scares me. I try not to worry because I know worrying is about as effective as trying to solve an algebra equation by chewing bubble gum. I don't congratulate myself too much or berate myself either, my choices are half chance, so are everybody else's. I would love to meet someone who can appreciate some of these things. I love to laugh. It's so hot to be able to make each other laugh and be intimate, not to mention that in 30 years you better have something else you enjoy about each other because you're not gonna look the way you do now, lol. I won't yell at you or castigate you, why would I? I don't get attached too quickly but fast enough. Appreciate me for my faults and I'll do the same for you. A sense of humor can be the sexiest thing in the world, make me laugh and I'm yours. I know how to be a best friend and an equal which is one of the most important things in a relationship along with of course trust. I'm just a guy who's tired of all the games that people play and kinda ready to weed through all the crap. I've been to the ends of the earth, done things I still can't believe, accomplished more than I ever thought possible with more on the horizon and I sure would like someone to share it all with. I promise I won't waste your time.