Who doesn't like lists? Let's get our list on.
I'm addicted to t-shirt and jeans.
I'm more funny-peculiar then I am funny-haha.
I once cooked salmon in a dishwasher.
I put Sriracha on everything.
I love diversity.
I think staring contests are fun.
I have a solid group of male friends.
The female friends I have tell me that I'd be a good catch.
My lesbian neighbors have told me that I'm a beautiful man. Seriously.
Love to cook.
Love to eat.
Love a good beat to groove to.
Love the Dodgers.
On my to-do list, I have "nap".
After our date, if you could kindly fill out a survey for me it would greatly help to improve my prospects with you.
Please circle the best answer as I am in the process of planning my future:
1) Yes, it just hit me, you'd be a perfect fit. Please call me soon so I can start falling in love with you.
2) I'm possibly interested, but my time is limited, and I want to go on about 12 other dates with other prospects, send some more emails back and forth, and do a little more screening before making any irrational decisions. Also, please send me a hard copy of your personal email/ twitter/ facebook/ mailing address/ mom's maiden name/ social security number/ drivers license number/ place of birth/ credit score/ college transcripts/ last job evaluation/ and 3 letters of references from ex-girlfriends.
3) No, I am not interested. But I'll reconsider after my future 2nd ex-husband. In the meantime, go get your groove on with other women, just not this one.