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Active over 3 weeks ago

51 year old man
Phoenix, Arizona, United States

Seeking:
women 25-45
Within:
50 Miles of Phoenix, Arizona, United States
Relationship:
Divorced
Have kids:
No
Want kids:
Not sure
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Body type:
Athletic and toned
Height:
5'7" (170cms)
Faith:
Agnostic
Smoke:
No Way
Drink:
Moderately

 

ABOUT HIM & WHO HE'S LOOKING FOR

I am a schizophrenic, extremely dangerous, narcissistic, raging psychopath looking for a naive, self-effacing, sugar momma who will worship me and be willing to spring me from jail whenever I get into trouble with the law. My biggest aspiration is to appear on the show "America's Ten Most Wanted." I have a big heart.....literally.....it is enlarged from exercising so much all of my life. I also have a large prostate causing me to get up multiple times in the middle of the night to relieve myself. I enjoy tumbling on hot asphalt wearing only a G-string, synchronized swimming alone, cliff diving as long as it is not next to water (I hate getting wet!), and, of course, dodgeball. I collect medieval torture devices, anything poisonous, and venereal diseases.

If you are still reading this you are either so shocked that you can't stop reading it or else you know that I am just kidding. Everything I said in the first paragraph really isn't true.....errrrr.....well.....except maybe for the prostate part ;-). I enjoy being around people with a good sense of humor because I love to laugh and am a kid at heart. I am also laid-back, soft-spoken, sensitive, and very affectionate. I love to cuddle! My ideal evening would be at home, candles lit, lights out, snuggling on the sofa with my sweetheart watching a movie or listening to music.

I am looking for someone who is intelligent, has a good sense of humor, a good work ethic, thoughtful, caring, and desires to be in a monogamous relationship. I guess I am a hopeless romantic because I want to be with someone who I think about frequently throughout the day and can't wait to see after a long day at work. I think having your own independence is good and necessary, but it is always nice to get a text from your loved one during the day letting you know that she is thinking about you :-)

Interests:
Dining out, Movies/Videos, Museums and art, Music and concerts, Exploring new areas, Performing arts, Playing sports, Travel/Sightseeing, Volunteering, Watching sports
Sports & exercise:
Baseball, Basketball, Billiards / Pool, Football, Golf, Tennis / Racquet sports, Weights / Machines
Exercise habits:
I exercise 5 or more times per week
Pets:
Pet Essay:

The last pet I had was a cat but she died and it was so traumatic for me I haven't gotten a pet since :(

Political views:
Middle of the Road
Sign:
Gemini
College:
Ball State University, Muncie, IN
For fun:

Reading (nonfiction), listening to music, playing guitar, sports (Da Bears!), concerts, TV comedies (Seinfeld, 2 1/2 Men, Always Sunny in Philly, Curb Your Enthusiasm, The Daily Show), and hanging with friends. Would love to travel to exotic places!

Favorite things:

I'm an introvert so I love to read, relax, and listen to music in my spare time. I would love to travel and see the world...so many places I have not yet seen. I enjoy the beach, ocean, mountains...nature (I could probably pass on Siberia or N. Pole)

Last read:

Now reading "Unweaving the Rainbow: Science, Delusion, and the Appetite for Wonder" by biologist Richard Dawkins. Interests are religion, evolutionary science, physics, astronomy, history, anthropology, philosophy, and psychology.

ABOUT... HIM HIS DATE
APPEARANCE:
Height:
5'7" (170cms)
5'0" (152cms) to 5'9" (175cms)
Body type:
Athletic and toned
Slender, About average, Curvy, Athletic and toned, A few extra pounds
Eyes:
Blue
No preference
Hair:
Bald
No preference
   
LIFESTYLE:
Smoke:
No Way
No Way
Drink:
Moderately
No preference
Occupation:
Medical / Dental / Veterinary / Fitness
No preference

I have been a personal fitness trainer for the past 26 years training people in clubs or at their homes. I have also taught physical education in the public school system.

Income:
$35,001 to $50,000
No preference
Relationship:
Divorced
No preference
Have kids:
No
No answer
Want kids:
Not sure
No, but it's OK if my partner has kids
   
BACKGROUND/VALUES:
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
No preference

Irish/German ancestry

Faith:
Agnostic
No preference

"When one person suffers from a delusion, it is called insanity. When many people suffer from a delusion, it is called religion." -Robert M. Pirsig. "Faith does not give you the answers, it just stops you asking the questions." -Frater Ravus.

Languages:
English
English
Education:
Graduate degree
No preference

I have a Bachelor of Science degree in Exercise Science and a Master of Arts degree in Education.

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