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51 year old man
Charlotte, North Carolina, United States

Seeking:
women 34-49
Within:
10 Miles of Charlotte, North Carolina, United States
Relationship:
Never Married
Have kids:
No
Want kids:
Probably not
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Body type:
About average
Height:
5'9" (175cms)
Faith:
Spiritual but not religious
Smoke:
No Way
Drink:
Social Drinker

 

ABOUT HIM & WHO HE'S LOOKING FOR

(Girl) - Hi, welcome to Match; I’m your PPC.

(Guy) - My what?

(Girl) - Your Personal Profile Consultant - but don’t sweat it, you’ll be fine...

(Guy) – Ohh… errr… Okay… Have you been doing this long?

(Girl) - I'm new, actually, but don't worry, I'm really good.
I used to be a LASS (LAdies Style Specialist), but, well… never mind.

(Guy) - What?... they didn’t dig the Chuck Taylor hi-tops red socks?

(Girl) - (sigh)… Yeah, something about those and the pigtails – listen, let’s not talk about it.

(Guy) - Well, I think you’re… uhhh, they’re cute … a style definitely worthy of a comeback.

(Girl) - Maybe if you’re a fast food mascot.
Anyway, thanks, you’re sweet… but I’m supposed to be helping you.
What’s your story? You don’t look like a loser.

(Guy) - Oh, the usual, I supp… HEY WAIT,… Loser?!?

(Girl) - You know?... Dweeb, Geek, Freak…

(Guy) - Easy there Wendy… don’t you have a Frosty to fix?

(Girl) - Sorry, I TOLD you I’m new... and, you should SEE some of the guys I’ve been assigned to.

(Guy) - Really?

(Girl) - Oh Sure… “Let’s give the new girl all the head cases.” (she mimics) but you seem normal.

(Guy) - I AM normal! (hanging head) I’m just single.

(Girl) - Yeah, why is that I wonder? (flipping through pictures) You’re not bad looking… you seem fit(ish).
Let’s see… hiking – good… Charity events – great… you get out once a while – nice... have dogs – that helps.
Well, there doesn't seem to be any real issues here. You might be normal after all.
In any case, you don't look like you belong on the island of misfit toys... what’s the problem?

(Guy) - Of COURSE I’m normal… and I don't have a problem.
You know?... just because a guy is in his prime... hasn’t been married… and has a couple of dogs… it doesn’t mean he has a problem. In fact, some of my friends are a little envious.

(Girl) - Okay, take it easy... so let me guess… you work too much (either in the office or around the house), are somewhat shy with the ladies, and are a weeee bit picky…

(Guy) - Yes, Yes... and, seriously, I’m not that picky.

(Girl) - Really??

(Guy) - Okay, okay, let's just say I'm old... err… EXPERIENCED enough to know what kind of woman will make a good match.

(Girl) - Yeah, right, that’s what they all say, “experienced” is spelled… P-I-C-K-Y-!

(Guy) - You say that like it’s a disease.

(Girl) - Well, you’re the one who’s single (wink).

(Guy) - Listen small fry, I don’t see a ring on your finger… Tell me, does Wendy have a Burger King… or do you have a thing for clowns?

(Girl) - Maybe I’m just disillusioned from having to deal with social outcasts like you.

(Guy) - Too disillusioned to grab some lunch?

(Girl) - If that’s your best line? No wonder you’re still single.

(Guy) - Line?? I just thought you could score us some free burgers.

(Girl) - Well, you know?… hanging with me could only help your image (smile).
I get off in an hour. Oh, and you might think about the “side salad.” You’re on the market after all.

(Guy) - Nice… (very nice)

Interests:
Coffee and conversation, Cooking, Dining out, Gardening/Landscaping, Movies/Videos, Museums and art, Music and concerts, Exploring new areas, Playing cards, Travel/Sightseeing, Video games, Volunteering
Sports & exercise:
Cycling, Tennis / Racquet sports, Walking / Hiking, Weights / Machines, Yoga, Other types of exercise
Exercise habits:
I exercise 5 or more times per week
Pets:
I have Dogs
Pet Essay:

My two dogs are wonderful and near constant companions.

Political views:
I'll tell you later
Sign:
Taurus
College:
I'll tell you later
Last read:

Just finished "Logan's Run."
On deck... "Moon over Soho."

ABOUT... HIM HIS DATE
APPEARANCE:
Height:
5'9" (175cms)
5'1" (154cms) to 5'8" (172cms)
Body type:
About average
Slender, Athletic and toned
Eyes:
Blue
No preference
Hair:
Salt and pepper
No preference
   
LIFESTYLE:
Smoke:
No Way
No Way
Drink:
Social Drinker
Social Drinker, Moderately
Occupation:
Other profession
No preference
Income:
I'll tell you later
No preference
Relationship:
Never Married
Never Married, Widow / Widower, Divorced
Have kids:
No
No, Yes, and they live away from home, Yes, and they live at home
Want kids:
Probably not
Not sure, Probably not, No, No, but it's OK if my partner has kids
   
BACKGROUND/VALUES:
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
White / Caucasian
Faith:
Spiritual but not religious
No preference
Languages:
English
No preference
Education:
Graduate degree
Some college, Bachelors degree, Graduate degree, PhD / Post Doctoral

West Virginia Wesleyan College
Syracuse University
St. Joseph's University

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