About my life and what I'm looking for
Who am I?
I work in insurance and absolutely love what I do. If that last line has you rolling your eyes, don't worry, I also drive fast, eat cheeseburgers for breakfast, and sometimes act like a degenerate, but you know...the fun kind that's impossible to hate. If life were a movie I'd be a villain. The villain you root for...I'm the guy who is perfectly comfortable making the first move; whether it be a romantic kiss on the doorstep or throwing you up against a wall and making out with you HARD...in the rain. I love traveling and trying out Big Macs from different parts of the world.
I'm pretty mature for my age and am often labeled as "Wise beyond my years"
If we hang out there will never be an awkward silence. Don't worry, if you're nervous I will just tease you. I'm not looking for the trophy girlfriend. Looks matter but I'm much more interested in personality and someone that can make the ordinary days feel special.
Hmmm what else...
I'm from Long Island, NY and one thing I miss is living by the beach. I think I'll just eventually buy my own Caribbean island and build a tree house. I'll make sure it has hot, running water and a working fountain that sprays vodka.
I think online dating is the future; I consider myself a pioneer. J/K To be honest, hopefully you're finding some of this funny. If you are we're off to a good start. I recently moved back to Manhattan after spending 2 years in San Francisco and decided to give this a shot. If someone awesome comes along, great. If not, there's always the millionaire matchmaker. I don't play mind games, nor do I placate low self esteem.
Oh, and for all the crazy girls who keep asking: I am an aries and no I'm not interested if you think that's relevant.
*Favorite hot spots:*
For our first date, I'll roll you up in a carpet and ship you to Greece. We'll rent mopeds, drink wine and eat cheese, and dress up in costumes. I'll make you my Mediterranean princess.
Favorite things:
Beaches, bars, bull markets, pirates, girls in high heels, 80's attire, quoting movie lines, cuddling, sunday funday, vino, food and theme parties. I also enjoy the occasional dose of reality TV.
LEAST favorite things:
Douchebags and/or meatheads w/chicken legs, boston red sox, philadelphia eagles, olives, mustard, pickles, anchovies, extreme liberals, extreme conservatives, mondays, girls that cant dress down, girls that cant dress up.
Okay...so maybe this is a "colorful" spin on what I'm looking for but if you can't have a sense of humor with online dating, this probably wouldn't work out anyway! Drop me a line if you'd like to know what I like besides bull markets.
