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37 year old man
Mission Hills, California, United States

Seeking:
women 28-42
Within:
50 Miles of Middletown, California, United States
Relationship:
Never Married
Have kids:
No
Want kids:
Someday
Ethnicity:
Black / African descent
Body type:
Heavyset
Height:
6'1" (185cms)
Faith:
Christian / Catholic
Smoke:
Occasionally
Drink:
Regularly

 

ABOUT HIM & WHO HE'S LOOKING FOR

I'm a good guy, I've been told, that would like to meet a solid girl. I'm easy like Sunday morning in regards to pretty much everything... except for personality and intelligence. Those two qualities are kind of a big deal to me. Usually though I've found that someone that possesses both of the aforementioned, more often than not, tends to be a good person.

I can be a brat. But I'm self deprecatingly cute enough to flip it on it's ear and make it an endearing quality? I guess you'll have to find out so we can both answer that question?

This one's wicked important to me though... someone that hangs out with me has got to have a jokey joke side and be able to dish it out as well as take it. Because to me, facetious sarcasm can be a form of flirting. Not like it has to be matchwitsfest 2013 every time we speak and/or we're always "on"... but you know.

Oh yeah, and If you happen to like: Radiohead, Wu Tang Clan, The Ramones, Bossa Nova music, Poison Idea (or any old school hardcore punk), Public Enemy, Quadron, Broadcast, John Coltrane, Dave Brubeck, or Little Brother then you basically could do no wrong in my book. I might even let you add a page or two. Musical diversity, scratch that, diversity in all aspects of life actually, is a key to the well rounded individual. I swear I just made that up... TAKE THAT GOOGLE QUOTES!(is there even such a thing? Patent Pending!!!)

Sometimes though I'm "that guy"... that will:

Compliment you on the most minute detail of what you might have got goin at that very moment. Because I noticed it and it was important to me. "Awwwww..." Iknow, I know, corny but true.

Randomly put on a song I know you like and ask you to dance.

Reach over and hold your hand while I'm driving.... or you're driving, whatever.

Say the most facetiously inappropriate comment about myself but follow it up with "Is that bad?" as I bat my lashes for forgiveness.

Be unquestionably loyal, sometimes to a fault. I'm a big guy, and you'll learn you have a bulldog at your fingertips. If you're right or wrong I won't care at the time. You let me off the leash and I'll protect you and hold you down regardless.

To sum up this novel, I'm starting to figure out what it is that I really want out of all this. I feel like I'm done running around... I'd like to collectively take a breath, hold your hand, and walk... Feel me? If you do then get at me. If not than good look ladies of Match.com. All of you deserve to live your own form of happiness!

Interests:
Book club, Coffee and conversation, Cooking, Dining out, Movies/Videos, Museums and art, Music and concerts, Exploring new areas, Nightclubs/Dancing, Performing arts, Playing cards, Playing sports, Shopping/Antiques, Travel/Sightseeing, Volunteering, Watching sports, Wine tasting
Sports & exercise:
Baseball, Basketball, Billiards / Pool, Football, Golf, Walking / Hiking, Weights / Machines, Hockey
Exercise habits:
I exercise 5 or more times per week
Pets:
Political views:
Middle of the Road
Sign:
Taurus
College:
University of Massachusetts Amherst, Amherst, MA
For fun:

Is it cliche to say I enjoy a few drinks over conversation? It is? Don't you judge me! Seriously... a girl with something to say and the ability to express it without coming across as a beating means the world to a well kept urbanite such as myself.

Favorite hot spots:

The Casbah, Croce's, Starlight lounge, my pants, The Waterfront. And Rocky's Crown Pub on Saturday's till I sweat Amstel Lights...

Favorite things:

All books by Brett Easton Ellis, JD Salinger and Ayn Rand. Gran Legacy, unsolicited flattery, a sharp female wit, and breathing = #alltimefave. Wait.. this isn't twitter?

Last read:

The last thing I read was my cornball joke for this answer before I deleted it. Before that was the final edit of my script for my latest movie. I'm an independant filmmaker with a startup production company and a couple of short films on the utube.

ABOUT... HIM HIS DATE
APPEARANCE:
Height:
6'1" (185cms)
4'11" (149cms) to 6'0" (182cms)
Body type:
Heavyset
Slender, Big and beautiful, About average, Curvy, Full-figured, A few extra pounds
Eyes:
Black
Black, Blue, Brown, Grey, Hazel
Hair:
Bald
Black, Dark brown
   
LIFESTYLE:
Smoke:
Occasionally
Occasionally, Daily, Cigar aficionado, Yes, but trying to quit
Drink:
Regularly
Social Drinker, Regularly
Occupation:
Executive / Management
No preference

For some reason when people ask me "what do you do?" I always answer "work". Don't get me wrong, I enjoy my gig. But it's boring is all get out to talk work with someone I'm just getting to know. We can bore each other later on down the road, Yeah?

Income:
$50,001 to $75,000
$35,001 to $50,000
Relationship:
Never Married
Never Married
Have kids:
No
No
Want kids:
Someday
Someday
   
BACKGROUND/VALUES:
Ethnicity:
Black / African descent
Asian, Black / African descent, Latino / Hispanic, Pacific Islander, White / Caucasian

Like I said before, I'm quite the dazzling urbanite (Blazing Saddles what up?!?!). With facets to my personality that tend to suprise mothatruckas... in regards to the ethnicity box that was checked....

Faith:
Christian / Catholic
No preference

I don't practice faith but I do believe in a higher something out there. Maybe the right woman will motivate me to get up early enough on a Sunday...save late August through early February. Or if the Cubs or the Kentucky Wildcats have a ballgame.

Languages:
English, French, Spanish
English, French, Italian, Portuguese
Education:
Associates degree
Some college, Associates degree, Bachelors degree, Graduate degree, PhD / Post Doctoral

My degree is printed on paper and has really nice fonts. Ironically someone else's name is on it though...

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