Like everyone else on Match I hate writing in the first person but I'll give it a try. …. I only have one plant that has lived more than a year but I know how to wash dishes. I can crack an egg with one hand. I know the difference between a salad and dinner forks. I know black shoes, black belt; brown shoes, brown belt. I've had female roommates so I know about the whole toilet seat thing. I usually only drink coffee after a nice dinner with a bunch of friends. …. I appear to know where I am going because I often get asked for directions. I can touch my toes. I can tie a cherry stem in a knot with my tongue so long as it doesn't get too soggy. I can entertain young children or drunk adults with my "magic grape trick" but I need a paper bag. …. I don't get angry at the person behind the counter or on the other end of the phone; it's not their fault and it's not worth the effort. I do get angry with bad drivers but have never shot one. I don't drive the speed limit but always wear my seatbelt. I like sports but don't cry like a 6 year old if my team loses. …. I am a good listener even if nothing is being said. I play the guitar but not as well as I want. I don't go to the movies as often as I'd like. I know a few movies really well. I can quote most of the Godfather. If we happen to watch it together I will do my best not to drive you insane. I know how to drive a Zamboni and a motorcycle but not at the same time. …. I speak a little French and have been to France. I speak English and have been to England. I like Irish bars but have never been to Ireland. I am trained in Thai massage but don't speak Thai….the massage part is a little rusty too. …. I am looking for someone who can roll with the punches, is comfortable in a black t-shirt or a black dress, can tell someone they're full of crap but doesn't make a full time job out of it, has been in a food fight but not at Thanksgiving (unless it's at the kids table).
