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24 year old woman
Bethesda, Maryland, United States

Seeking:
men 23-32
Within:
10 Miles of Bethesda, Maryland, United States
Relationship:
Never Married
Have kids:
No
Want kids:
Not sure
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Body type:
Curvy
Height:
5'4" (162cms)
Faith:
Christian / Protestant
Smoke:
No Way
Drink:
Social Drinker

 

ABOUT HER & WHO SHE'S LOOKING FOR

Liz Lemon (Tina Fey): “I want someone who will be monogamous and nice to his mother. And I want someone who likes musicals, but knows to just shut his mouth when I’m watching LOST. And I want someone who thinks being really into cars is lame and strip clubs are gross. I want someone who will actually empty the dishwasher instead of just taking out forks, as needed, like I do. I want someone with clean hands and feet and beefy forearms like a damn Disney prince. And I want him to genuinely like me even when I’m old. And that’s what I want.”

I hate dinner dates as a first date. No one really enjoys sitting across from someone, rearranging food on his or her plate, and asking "So, how many siblings did you say you had?" If we're going to go on a first date, it should be something where neither of us feel trapped, but that could turn into an extended outing if both of us are enjoying it.

Sometimes I want to go on an adventure, but sometimes I just want to lay in bed, sleep in, and watch my latest Netflix addiction when I get up. Crazy weekends are fun, but most Sundays, I want to relax, especially if it's raining.

I love sports. Not in the "Hey I'll pretend to care for six innings of baseball while frantically googling the infield fly rule and wondering why this sport doesn't have a time limit" way, but in the "I might have to be talked down from an altercation if someone insults my Seahawks" way. I might wear a sundress to a UVA football game or a jersey to see the Caps play, but either way I'll be one of the most excited people there. Never doubt my loyalty if you don't want to end up on the wrong end of a talking to.

If you've never heard of Cards Against Humanity, look it up. Better, buy it. Best, you already own it. If you're offended or it sounds terrible, we probably won't get along. If you threw out a card or two because they crossed your personal line of 'too far,' good for you. I did that too. Everyone's gotta have boundaries.

I'm universally bad at anything that requires a solid mastery of hand-eye coordination. This includes, but is not limited to, pool, beer pong, cornhole, and darts. This doesn't mean I don't enjoy these things. In fact, I am more enthusiastic than most for a solid game of billards (who actually calls it that?). Being good at something and enjoying it aren't mutually exclusive. If you're going to be embarrassed when I hit the wall rather than the dart board, we're probably not a good match.

If I haven't terrified you or caused you to call any roommates into the room to laugh at my bio, maybe you should send me a message. If I don't message back, for the love of God, don't send me any of the following:

"Hey did my message get lost?"
"Did I do something wrong"
"Guess I wasn't good enough (or any other self-depricating sentiment)"

Maybe i just haven't gotten around to it yet. Maybe I won't. But I can guarantee if you send me any of the above, you most definitely won't be hearing back.

If you made it to this point in my profile, congratulations on having an attention span greater than that of a goldfish! I look forward to your message and our ensuing (potential) courtship. Godspeed (if this profile is any indication, you may need it).

Interests:
Coffee and conversation, Dining out, Hobbies and crafts, Movies/Videos, Museums and art, Music and concerts, Exploring new areas, Playing sports, Political interests, Religion/Spiritual, Travel/Sightseeing, Watching sports, Wine tasting
Sports & exercise:
Aerobics, Baseball, Billiards / Pool, Football, Dancing, Running, Soccer, Swimming, Weights / Machines, Yoga
Exercise habits:
I exercise 3-4 times per week
Pets:
Political views:
Conservative
Sign:
Scorpio
College:
University of Virginia, Charlottesville, VA
For fun:

Cliche things:
Travel
Laughter
Running
Movies
Sports
Friends/Family
Writing
Learning languages

Favorite hot spots:

DuPont
Bethesda
Chinatown
Adams Morgan
U Street
Charlottesville

Favorite things:

Sports
HIMYM
Paul Rudd/Jason Segel
Harry Potter
Emily Giffin
Country
Rap
Pizza
Puppies

Last read:

Bossypants by Tina Fey

ABOUT... HER HER DATE
APPEARANCE:
Height:
5'4" (162cms)
5'9" (175cms) to 6'6" (198cms)
Body type:
Curvy
About average, Athletic and toned
Eyes:
Green
Blue, Brown, Green
Hair:
Dark brown
Light brown, Dark brown, Blonde, Dark blonde
   
LIFESTYLE:
Smoke:
No Way
No Way, Occasionally
Drink:
Social Drinker
Never, Social Drinker, Regularly, Moderately
Occupation:
I'll tell you later
No preference
Income:
$50,001 to $75,000
$50,001 to $75,000, $75,001 to $100,000, $100,001 to $150,000, $150,001+
Relationship:
Never Married
Never Married
Have kids:
No
No
Want kids:
Not sure
Definitely, Someday, Not sure, Probably not
   
BACKGROUND/VALUES:
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
White / Caucasian
Faith:
Christian / Protestant
Christian / Protestant, Christian / Other
Languages:
English
English
Education:
Bachelors degree
Bachelors degree, Graduate degree, PhD / Post Doctoral

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