I thought the best way to do this was to actually put together a personal ad describing my likes/dislikes and what I am looking for.Then I realized it's not that easy just using initials but here goes:.........SWM seeks SWF.UCLA grad with PHD looking for VIP with BMW. I love NBC,CBS,BLT'S ,KFC ,RUN DMC and JAY Z I dislike...FBI, CIA DMV IRS STD'S and PMS.. I'm a big traveler
TWA,LIRR.BQE,FDR and the LIE. Call me AM/PM ask for SL...
Someone said "forget match,you'll meet someone when you're out with your pet". Tried it and looked like an idiot....walking down the street carrying my aquarium!!!!
Every woman says the same thing in their profile" I love running,jumping,skiing,biking,hiking,kayaking,cooking,skydiving".....where are the ones that say"humping"......
My parent's celebrated 55 years of marriage.I asked my dad " do you and mom still make love" .He replied " yes, but it's different now. When I smack her in the behind the lights in the room come on "....
HOPE YOU ENJOYED THE STAND=UP....MAYBE I WILL JUST SAY A PRAYER
Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a woman, who's not a creep,
One who's pretty, smart and strong.
One who loves to listen long,
One who thinks before she speaks,
One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
I pray she's gainfully employed,
When she spends my cash, i won't be annoyed.
I'll pull out her chair and open her door,
Massage her back and she'll beg to do more.
Oh! Send me a woman who'll make love to my mind,
Knows what to say when I ask "how big is my behind?"
I pray that this woman will love me to no end,
And always be my very best friend.
p.s I am really 53...just used 49 for search purposes !! GOOD LUCK
