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50 year old man
Bayside, New York, United States

Seeking:
women 41-52
Within:
100 Miles of Bayside, New York, United States
Relationship:
Divorced
Have kids:
No
Want kids:
No
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Body type:
Slender
Height:
5'11" (180cms)
Faith:
Spiritual but not religious
Smoke:
No Way
Drink:
Social Drinker

 

ABOUT HIM & WHO HE'S LOOKING FOR

I thought the best way to do this was to actually put together a personal ad describing my likes/dislikes and what I am looking for.Then I realized it's not that easy just using initials but here goes:.........SWM seeks SWF.UCLA grad with PHD looking for VIP with BMW. I love NBC,CBS,BLT'S ,KFC ,RUN DMC and JAY Z I dislike...FBI, CIA DMV IRS STD'S and PMS.. I'm a big traveler
TWA,LIRR.BQE,FDR and the LIE. Call me AM/PM ask for SL...


Someone said "forget match,you'll meet someone when you're out with your pet". Tried it and looked like an idiot....walking down the street carrying my aquarium!!!!

Every woman says the same thing in their profile" I love running,jumping,skiing,biking,hiking,kayaking,cooking,skydiving".....where are the ones that say"humping"......

My parent's celebrated 55 years of marriage.I asked my dad " do you and mom still make love" .He replied " yes, but it's different now. When I smack her in the behind the lights in the room come on "....

HOPE YOU ENJOYED THE STAND=UP....MAYBE I WILL JUST SAY A PRAYER

Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a woman, who's not a creep,
One who's pretty, smart and strong.
One who loves to listen long,
One who thinks before she speaks,
One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
I pray she's gainfully employed,
When she spends my cash, i won't be annoyed.
I'll pull out her chair and open her door,
Massage her back and she'll beg to do more.
Oh! Send me a woman who'll make love to my mind,
Knows what to say when I ask "how big is my behind?"
I pray that this woman will love me to no end,
And always be my very best friend.

p.s I am really 53...just used 49 for search purposes !! GOOD LUCK

Interests:
Coffee and conversation, Cooking, Dining out, Movies/Videos, Music and concerts, Nightclubs/Dancing, Performing arts, Travel/Sightseeing, Volunteering, Watching sports
Sports & exercise:
Aerobics, Baseball, Bowling, Football, Golf, Dancing, Running, Swimming
Exercise habits:
I exercise 3-4 times per week
Pets:
Political views:
Some other viewpoint
Sign:
I don't believe in astrology
College:
Lehman College of the City University of New York, Bronx, NY
For fun:

Walking around an amusement park trying to win one of those big stuffed animals.Any show in Vegas. Spur of the moment trips to a warm climate

Favorite hot spots:

Anyplace where I can bake in the sun ( don't forget to always wear at least an SPF 15 !)

Favorite things:

My favorite thing to do is figure out why you are reading this and not responding !!!

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ABOUT... HIM HIS DATE
APPEARANCE:
Height:
5'11" (180cms)
4'9" (144cms) to 6'0" (182cms)
Body type:
Slender
Slender, About average, Curvy, Athletic and toned
Eyes:
Blue
No preference
Hair:
Light brown
Auburn / Red, Black, Light brown, Dark brown, Blonde, Dark blonde
   
LIFESTYLE:
Smoke:
No Way
No Way
Drink:
Social Drinker
No preference
Occupation:
Other profession
No preference

I am a stand-up comedian.......... I also do some work for the YANKEES

Income:
$75,001 to $100,000
$35,001 to $50,000, $50,001 to $75,000, $75,001 to $100,000
Relationship:
Divorced
No preference
Have kids:
No
No answer
Want kids:
No
No preference
   
BACKGROUND/VALUES:
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
No preference
Faith:
Spiritual but not religious
No preference
Languages:
English
No preference
Education:
Bachelors degree
No preference

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