Dear future Wonder Woman,
I tried that 'superheroes only' dating site, but I kept getting Catwoman in my daily matches, and you know she and I have history. My powers don't include writing a good profile, but I'll try. About me: I can fly. That's pretty sweet right? Yeah, so if you ever want to fly somewhere, just hit me up. Umm, what else? Oh, I shoot lasers out of my eyes. That's good for cooking stuff real quick. I hear chicks dig a guy who can cook. I can lift up huge heavy things like cars or boats. So if you ever need your car moved, and you don't feel like driving, I got ya.
Anyway, I'm really just looking for a wonder woman to rescue from my fortress of solitude. Someone who is just as happy battling evil as she is staying home and watching Hancock (God I loooooove that movie).
C. Kent
PS - Drama, prudes, and gold diggers are my kryptonite.
