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39 year old man
Huntington Beach, California, United States

Seeking:
women 27-42
Within:
50 Miles of Huntington Beach, California, United States
Relationship:
Widow / Widower
Have kids:
No
Want kids:
Definitely
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Body type:
Stocky
Height:
5'4" (162cms)
Faith:
Jewish
Smoke:
No Way
Drink:
Social Drinker

 

ABOUT HIM & WHO HE'S LOOKING FOR

I've been compared to Mel Brooks (hilarious, witty, Jewish, short and not so easy on the eyes). I have kind of a dry sense of humor with absolute blasts of genius. The genius is sometimes masked within my ranting tirades against anything. I have this uncanny ability to defend and condemn any point of view at the same time, It makes me one of the most accepting people alive while also one of the most judgmental. My humor is usually self deprecating as I can only really laugh at something I understand. Things I don't understand get a head shake and a nod. I break into accents at any time. It's kind of Tourette's thing but it can be fun. I Dance jigs when I'm happy or when it's your birthday and I always have 4 or 5 suits pressed and ready for emergencies.

Testimonials:

My best friends say I'm hilarious.
My ex says I'm too smart and generous for my own good.
My boss says I'm far too committed
My nieces say I'm too kind to people who wrong me
My employees say I'm fair

Little known facts:

Ronald Reagan once looked at me and said, "I can tell you are a good guy. You need a white hat." (totally true story)
I like to consider myself a surfer and haven't touched a board in 20 years
I was a feral child (raised myself from the age of 8)- sort of
I spent time in a Costa Rican detention facility (great story)
I saved someone's life
I've traveled 20 hours each way to see a friend for 2 hours when they needed it
There have been over 10 attempts on my life (natural and man made)
Fate hates me because I believe in her
I worked as a professional photographer for six months with absolutely no training. I sold one photo during that time to a top drawer magazine
The best compliment I ever received was that I was either on track to rule the world, lead a cult, or be a vagrant
2nd best compliment - "Dude, you ain't normal."
Someday I'll start an NGO that saves kids in Africa

Things you should know:

I'm in good shape but don't look it.
I'm short
I fall hard for causes and people I believe in
Unless I have kids, I will probably die broke because I gave all my money to great causes
I am a sucker for words, written or spoken
If we lived in ancient Greece I would be a weird combination of warrior and philosopher
Brains are the greatest turn on for me
I was named in a multi million dollar will, but only inherited $2
Into every life a little Neil Diamond must be played
Not into watching sports on TV (no football, live baseball, no basketball-Tennis Yes)
I love Hawaiian shirts

It has been said I'm 20% Boy Scout (I was tossed out of that particularly fascist organization) 20% James Bond, 20% improv comic, 20% lost and 20% found.

In a world of frogs....I'm just another frog but I can do a decent prince impersonation!

I'm short. I'm stocky. I can outwit most of my competition. I'm the underdog of the dating world but hell, even the underdog gets his day, right?

Well that's me in a few hundred words.

I just got back from a solo trip to Thailand (get your mind out of the gutter...no hangover 2 here) where I wrestled a tiger, rode an Elephant, snuck across the border into Laos, One of the first Americans to enter Myanmar in 30 years (Coincidentally, I was on a vip diplomatic visa great story), rode a sampan on a river, watched opium get loaded on a barge, picked and processed rice, I bought a village a festival and prayed at a temple that housed the 3rd most treasured relic of the Buddha, all while fending off attacks by ladyboys. All of this is true. I have pictures to prove it!

Interests:
Coffee and conversation, Cooking, Dining out, Movies/Videos, Museums and art, Exploring new areas, Performing arts, Political interests, Travel/Sightseeing, Wine tasting
Sports & exercise:
Walking / Hiking
Exercise habits:
I exercise 1-2 times per week
Pets:
Political views:
Middle of the Road
Sign:
Taurus
College:
I'll tell you later
For fun:

I enjoy museums of all types, amusement parks, movies, hiking, board games and quiet mornings on the shore, Comedy clubs, nuclear apocalypse, world domination, playing Kazakh polo (10 dollars and my respect to anyone who gets that).

Favorite hot spots:

A foggy morning at the beach. Any boat on any body of water, Disneyland, a quiet bookstore, anywhere watching people. Belize, Kona, Costa Rica (not the detention facilities), Chiang Mai Thailand.

Favorite things:

Talking till the early morning when you don't even realize the night has passed. I enjoy sushi and all types of asian foods. I enjoy listening to what people have to say when you let them talk. It is amazing what you hear when you listen.

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ABOUT... HIM HIS DATE
APPEARANCE:
Height:
5'4" (162cms)
5'0" (152cms) to 5'8" (172cms)
Body type:
Stocky
Slender, About average, Curvy, Athletic and toned, A few extra pounds
Eyes:
Hazel
Black, Blue, Brown, Grey, Green, Hazel
Hair:
Dark brown
Auburn / Red, Black, Light brown, Dark brown, Blonde
   
LIFESTYLE:
Smoke:
No Way
No Way
Drink:
Social Drinker
Never, Social Drinker, Regularly, Moderately
Occupation:
Executive / Management
No preference

I am a manager of Customer Operations for a medical supply company/pharmacy. I have worked in this industry for over 17 years. Basically, I tell people what to do and rehearse funny faces for when they don't understand what I just told them to do.

Income:
$75,001 to $100,000
No preference
Relationship:
Widow / Widower
Never Married, Widow / Widower, Divorced
Have kids:
No
Yes, and they sometimes live at home, No, Yes, and they live away from home, Yes, and they live at home
Want kids:
Definitely
Definitely, Someday, Not sure
   
BACKGROUND/VALUES:
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Asian, Latino / Hispanic, Middle Eastern, Native American, Pacific Islander, White / Caucasian, Other
Faith:
Jewish
No preference

Cultural, not practicing. I am spiritual and too much of a searcher to settle on one faith without good cause but open to topics of conversation.

Languages:
English
English
Education:
Bachelors degree
High school, Some college, Associates degree, Bachelors degree, Graduate degree, PhD / Post Doctoral

On to the MBA portion of our little adventure!!!

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