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31 year old man
Goshen, New York, United States

Seeking:
women 18-35
Within:
50 Miles of Manhattan, New York, United States
Relationship:
Divorced
Have kids:
No
Want kids:
Someday
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Body type:
Athletic and toned
Height:
6'4" (193cms)
Faith:
Other
Smoke:
No Way
Drink:
Social Drinker

 

ABOUT HIM & WHO HE'S LOOKING FOR

I'm going to do this in bullet format:
- I tend to procrastinate, things done at the last minute only take a minute
- I try not to eat gluten and get weird stares for pulling bread off of everything in restaurants
- I'm very dryly sarcastic; if I say something to you and it feels over the top or mean, or too serious, I am probably joking, if you stay offended, then we aren't going to understand each other
- I can do a few random impressions really well. Don't freak out if I bust them out at a really embarrassing moment
- I eat lots of meat.
- I also eat lots of vegetables; gotta replace all that bread with something
- Some of the people I've been with in the past thought I could read minds; turns out I can't; Wouldn't want anyone else to make that same mistake
- If you put bacon on anything, you get maximum points for that round... I can explain the point system later
- There's actually no point system, lest you thought I was some kind of neurotic.
- I am just going to leave some white space on the next one just to break it up a little.
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- People think I'm a gym rat because I'm in decent shape... I go to the gym, I take it seriously. But my workouts never take more than an hour. I'm efficient with my time there and Crossfit gets it done for me.
- I have a cat allergy, but it isn't all that bad; I gut it out for a lot of people I know with cats; but you'd be a lot cooler with a dog
- I know some really random, obscure things about random obscure stuff. don't confuse this with intellect; if you do, we're both going to be disappointed.
- in defense of the last bullet, I'm not stupid either... Kidding, I'm BRILLIANT
- I have a little bit of dyslexia, but I think it helps when I play bananagrams
- I'm divorced, Waah waaaah.... Got married very young to the first g/f I ever had. Didn't pan out, but we cool
- I'm not much of a planner and tend to just do things spur of the moment. Try and roll with the punches
- Try and guess how many siblings I have and where I fall in the lineup... Or just say "That's weird" and move on to your next "match"
- I'm much harder on myself than you ever could be. No, that's not a euphemism for anything
- I'm actually pretty gun-shy about the whole internet dating thing and will likely not readily offer that up to people as the "how we met" story if we're hanging out.
- I am pretty serious about my diet, but have a really bad weakness for jelly bellies, the best jelly bean available to the public
- I like things that require some expertise; I think something you can just walk into and pay to do isn't worth all that much. skilled adventure is much more rewarding.

I'd love to be able to articulate exactly what I'm looking for, but it seems a bit futile when I consider the different things that can be attractive. Our subconscious brain gives much better insight to our true desires and compatibilities, the natural and honest reactions of the first few seconds of an encounter tell us much more about what we need than our rational brains. This is how we "know it when we see it"; it makes "go with the flow" more than just a really good Queens of the Stone Age song. I do know that when I find it and I think it's real, I'm vehemently loyal and try to do my best; but I'm also not likely to waste my time if I don't think I'm being heard or if things aren't reciprocated... I'm trying desperately to make this whole description funny, but it's not really working. Knock knock...

Interests:
Camping, Coffee and conversation, Dining out, Fishing/Hunting, Music and concerts, Playing sports, Travel/Sightseeing
Sports & exercise:
Cycling, Running, Skiing, Swimming, Weights / Machines
Exercise habits:
I exercise 5 or more times per week
Pets:
Pet Essay:

Always have had dogs at various stages of my life. I heart(worm) them

Political views:
Non-conformist
Sign:
Don't display my sign
College:
United States Air Force Academy, USAF Academy, CO
For fun:

Eating meat, skiing, crossfit, powerlifting, squats, mountains, cycling, podcasting, doing and watching comedy, Brazilian Jui Jitsu, Smoking hookahs, applying cream

Favorite hot spots:

Russian Spas, The edge of reason, places where there are animals, comedy clubs, Germany, Spain, Seattle, Whistler BC, all the mountains

Favorite things:

Crossfit, Eating, scream masks, decent art, comedy, velcro shoes, skis, gear, Women's Lululemon pants, hello kitty, my bike, my truck, my smug sense of self importance, a 12 year old bottle of sushi, my siblings. See which of those is true

Last read:

Chaos, by James Gleick
The Tipping Point by Malcolm Gladwell
pretty much all of Gladwell's other books

ABOUT... HIM HIS DATE
APPEARANCE:
Height:
6'4" (193cms)
5'1" (154cms) to 6'1" (185cms)
Body type:
Athletic and toned
Slender, Athletic and toned
Eyes:
Green
Blue, Brown, Grey, Green, Hazel
Hair:
Light brown
Black, Light brown, Dark brown, Blonde, Dark blonde, Platinum
   
LIFESTYLE:
Smoke:
No Way
No Way
Drink:
Social Drinker
Social Drinker
Occupation:
Political / Govt / Civil Service / Military
No preference

I'm a pilot for Air Force Cargo planes. We take all the stuff to all the places

Income:
$75,001 to $100,000
$50,001 to $75,000, $75,001 to $100,000, $100,001 to $150,000, $150,001+
Relationship:
Divorced
No preference
Have kids:
No
No
Want kids:
Someday
Someday
   
BACKGROUND/VALUES:
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
East Indian, Latino / Hispanic, Middle Eastern, Pacific Islander, White / Caucasian, Other

Sometimes I'm tan

Faith:
Other
Agnostic, Atheist, Christian / Catholic, Christian / Protestant, Spiritual but not religious, Other, Christian / Other

Agnostic is probably the best descriptor, but I was raised in a very conservative fundamental Christian environment... It suuuucckked

Languages:
English
No preference
Education:
Bachelors degree
Some college, Bachelors degree, Graduate degree, PhD / Post Doctoral

Biology. I went to a military Academy, which taught me the huge lesson that I should not have gone to a military academy

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