DISCLAIMER: This profile comes with a money back guarantee. If you're not completely satisfied within 30 days of reading this, you can return back to boring times and mediocre guys free of charge. ;) I should not really be telling you this but when I play basketball, I make more shots than a Bartender. I lost a needle in a haystack once and found it. When I go to Wendy's the entire menu changes to 99 cents. My carpet vacuums itself. Every day is my lucky day. I'm 6'1 on paper, but 6' 10 when you tickle me. When you meet me you will think I'm a rock star who lost his guitar. I dance like I invented it. I hate fantasy's because they always come true. I don't pay attention to fashion because it's always a step behind me. I'm America's next top model on the inside. I never perspire. My strengths out way my weaknesses. I'm constantly winning money because of my Irish genetics. I've made extraordinary 4 course meals using only a spatula and a toaster oven. I'm a steller hugger and a world class cuddler. I constantly beat Chuck Norris in armwrestling. I bake 30 minute brownies in 20 minutes flat. Moms love me and children want to be me. I sleep once a day, and basically I rock.
For every one-hundred men in battle;
Eighty should never be there;
Ten are nothing more than targets;
Nine are good soldiers;
Ah but the one;
One is a Warrior and he will lead the others home
Heraclitus
Greek Philosopher and Soldier 500 BC
