Best commercial EVER...Dos Equis.
Chuck Norris and Macgyver are his proteges. At parties his wingman is Jesus. When birds fly south for the winter it's because he tells them to. When he sleeps at night the pillow always stays cool no matter what side he sleeps on. He can put on any size pants and make them fitted. When he plays basketball, opponents make sure all his shots go in. When he says "hello" you can't help but recite that Jerry McGuire quote.
What is up match? Raised in Southern Cali. Sports fanatic. Ultra competitive. Business entrepreneur. Hopeless romantic. Inventive. Assertive...never pushy. Charming but not flirty. Affectionate but not smothering. Cheesy but never obnoxious. Jokester. Sarcastic. Witty. Creative. Supportive. Love is family. Mean at times. Destructive. Pessimistic. Jealous. Heavy drug user. Unstable....GEEZ how anticlimactic is that?! Could you imagine?? I'm kidding about the last six.
Bottomline: This is a great way to filter out the good, the bad, and the ugly. But it boils down to chemistry (exchanging emails, texts, phone calls, meet ups, however you want to discover it). Definitely want to share life experiences with someone close to me so we can reenact or replay them later down the road. I want to build towards something.....wait for it....wait for it...legen...dary!! So let's strike up a conversation (witty banter preferred) and if all goes according to my diabolical plan...mauhahaha we should be able to take over the world!
