After spending sometime on here checking out profiles and realizing how cliche' they all are (mine included) I decided to come and revamp my "About Me." I could tell you all about what makes me a great catch, how you should take the time to get to know me... but I'm not going to waste your time with all that, because maybe you shouldn't get to know me.
Maybe you hate Kentucky Basketball and love Louisville (the school, not the city). Maybe you can't appreciate a little BSB or *NSYNC shuffling on your iPod (although, that's not NECESSARILY a deal breaker...) Maybe you're allergic to dogs (in which case, leave my profile because I could practically make a second dog with the fur that is on my floor daily).
So, instead, I have decided to include some random (not always interesting) facts about me. Trust me, this will prove to you whether or not you want to get to know me better than reading some long, drawn out summary of the last 24 years of my life. Without further adieu...
1.) I have excellent taste in music (yes, it includes boy bands), but can't play a single chord or key on any instrument or sing in key... at all.
2.) With that being said, I'm convinced I could be a country singer. All you have to do is be decent looking and have a Southern accent. Prime example? Ashton Shepherd. If you don't know who she is, look her up... That's all the proof I need.
3.) My number one phobia is automysophobia of the hands. Yes, I googled that. Basically, I freak out when my hands get dirty. That's all that means, nothing fancy. I just wanted to sound relatively intelligent.
4.) While I was a teacher for 2 years and a true stickler for grammar, I do not know the difference between it's and its nor do i know when to use nor or or... I'm sure I used it incorrectly in this sentence...
5.) I used to make fun of girls on UK's campus who wore leggings as pants. I am now that girl who wears leggings and pants. Don't judge. Save your judgement for fun fact number 8... MOVING ON!
6.) I dream weekly of being on Saturday Night Live. A couple characters are already in the works...
7.) Addiction? Diet Dr Pepper and edamame. I would tell you how much DDP I drink in a day... but it's (wrong it's? right it's?) a disgusting number.
8.) My DVR says a lot about me. Law and Order: SVU. SNL. Dr. Phil. (I know, we all have our weaknesses). Real Housewives of Everywhere or Anywhere. The First 48. Top Chef. Yes, I have schizophrenic television likings, don't judge.
9.) I could spend hours upon hours (and I have) on YouTube. Currently obsessed with Sh*t ________ Says. If you haven't seen Sh*t Nobody Says, minimize my profile, go watch it, and you can thank me later.
I think nine completely unnecessary facts about me are enough for now. Let me be serious for just a second. I am a fun-loving, easy-going Southern girl who is very blessed to have so many wonderful people and things going on in my life...
If you read all of that (bless your heart) and want to know more about me, shoot me a message! I'm always up to talk and meet new people...
