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57 year old man
Los Angeles, California, United States

Seeking:
women 37-57
Within:
10 Miles of Los Angeles, California, United States
Relationship:
Divorced
Have kids:
No
Want kids:
No, but it's OK if my partner has kids
Ethnicity:
I'll tell you later
Body type:
About average
Height:
5'11" (180cms)
Faith:
I'll tell you later
Smoke:
No Way
Drink:
Social Drinker

 

ABOUT HIM & WHO HE'S LOOKING FOR

I appreciate the women who somehow manage, within Match's confining boxes, to say something unexpected or cliche-flipping or thought provoking or (and I'm being deadly serious here) goofy. Maybe it doesn't even make sense to look in a profile for anything beyond the pictures, and some raw data, since everything presented will be trumped by a first conversation and, if the fates decree, a first meeting. Besides, upon entry into the field of romance [at the northwest corner of Friendship Drive and Pheromone Alley] I strive to be a man of all things that speak louder than words.

I don't entirely understand why my response in Match's "Ethnicity" box is, "I'll tell you later." But a promise is a promise, so I've called a press conference for November 17th.

For the right woman, I'd gladly prepare risotto d'asperges vertes, huile de truffes blanches et parmesan. Perhaps for dessert a little terrine de fruits rouges au champagne, glace au thym citronne. I've never made either one before, though I assure you I have the recipes, and I believe in on-the-job training.

If (as some of you have written) you seek a partner in crime, your smart move would be to pass on me and hold out until Professor Moriarty posts a profile on this website.

Let me pause in this promotional announcement to say I'm a great listener. But enough about you....

My instant list of stuff I like, especially to share: Beethoven's odd-numbered symphonies, Jimmy Page's riff at the beginning of "Over The Hill"; a coffee table book of Paul Klee's art that always settled me down when I was a kid; Metta World Peace's three point shots (for better or worse) during the Lakers' playoff runs; shooting you a knowing glance; honest-to-God Santa Maria barbecue at Jocko's in Nipomo, or the Hitching Post in Casmalia; stumbling upon California's one horse towns (like Nipomo) or 0.6 horse towns (like Casmalia); the vintage map gallery on Beauchamp Place in Knightsbridge, near Harrod's; playing basketball in the old gym at Rustic Canyon park; counting towers in San Gimignano; hiking in Point Reyes; riding on the back of a truck across the Serengeti during the great migration; tuna tataki at Matsuhisa; joining in the regional argument about the Argentine vs. Brazilian sides of Iguazu Falls; jambalaya at the Farmer's Market; playing second base ... or getting there; dashing in the 5 a.m. blackness to the crest of a Himalayan trail, just in time to see the dawn break over Annapurna; dogs; cats; Billy Wilder; body surfing; Evelyn Waugh; french dip sandwiches at Phillippe's; Charles Mingus; appearing annoyed by but secretly enjoying sophomoric come-ons ("please, it's just part of my initiation at I Phelta Thi"); Dorothy Parker; drinks at Terranea; asking a Roman local, in my guidebook Italian, "Dov'e Piazza Navona?" when I'm standing in the middle of it; Alfred Hitchcock; playing tennis (though assuredly not Alfred Hitchcock playing tennis); Henri Matisse; Dodger Stadium; river rafting in Jackson Hole; David Bowie; Ricky Gervais; the entire menu at Comme Ca; exploring local architecture like Union Station, the Bradbury Building, or the late Ships Coffee Shop (where you could toast your own toast); the California State Poppy Reserve in April; Chico Marx; and fresh pineapple juice.

I dream of a woman who not only endorses my list, but guides me daily in its expansion ... who is a practitioner of the crooked smile, the kind word, the kiss on the back of the neck ... and who somehow divines -- in those quiet, contemplative, almost spiritual moments -- that in the next half-second we're going to pounce like wolverines and tear each other's clothes off.

Interests:
I'll tell you later
Sports & exercise:
Baseball, Basketball, Billiards / Pool, Cycling, Football, Golf, Running, Skiing, Swimming, Tennis / Racquet sports, Walking / Hiking, Weights / Machines, Other types of exercise, VolleyBall
Exercise habits:
I exercise 3-4 times per week
Pets:
Political views:
Liberal
Sign:
Don't display my sign
College:
I'll tell you later
Favorite hot spots:

Three Mile Island? Chernobyl? Fukushima? Am I at least getting warm?

ABOUT... HIM HIS DATE
APPEARANCE:
Height:
5'11" (180cms)
5'1" (154cms) to 5'11" (180cms)
Body type:
About average
No preference
Eyes:
Blue
No preference
Hair:
Light brown
No preference
   
LIFESTYLE:
Smoke:
No Way
No preference
Drink:
Social Drinker
No preference
Occupation:
Legal
No preference
Income:
I'll tell you later
No preference
Relationship:
Divorced
No preference
Have kids:
No
No answer
Want kids:
No, but it's OK if my partner has kids
No preference
   
BACKGROUND/VALUES:
Ethnicity:
I'll tell you later
No preference
Faith:
I'll tell you later
No preference
Languages:
I'll tell you later
No preference
Education:
PhD / Post Doctoral
No preference

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