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Active over 3 weeks ago

29 year old woman
Sykesville, Maryland, United States

Seeking:
men 30-45
Within:
50 Miles of Sykesville, Maryland, United States
Relationship:
Never Married
Have kids:
No
Want kids:
Someday
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Body type:
Athletic and toned
Height:
5'2" (157cms)
Faith:
Spiritual but not religious
Smoke:
Occasionally
Drink:
Moderately

 

ABOUT HER & WHO SHE'S LOOKING FOR

I'm a holy fool just kicking around, trying to make the best of things. I enjoy traveling, shopping, staring out the window in a melancholy stupor, partying, writing, pondering my past lives/identities, dancing inappropriately, biting my nails, reluctantly exercising, becoming involved in various follies and hilarious misunderstandings, and speaking sarcastically to small animals. Please be somewhat liberal (politically and otherwise,) employed, abundant in heart and mind, and good at bowling.

Interests:
Coffee and conversation, Cooking, Dining out, Movies/Videos, Music and concerts, Performing arts, Shopping/Antiques, Travel/Sightseeing, Wine tasting
Sports & exercise:
Dancing
Exercise habits:
I exercise 3-4 times per week
Pets:
Pet Essay:

I was a snow leopard in a past life. Also, a fern.

Political views:
Liberal
Sign:
Sagittarius
College:
I'll tell you later
For fun:

Culinary adventures. Reading. Writing projects. Dancing inappropriately. Jamming out to music. Restaurants. Concerts when the weather is nice. Museum outings, also when the weather is nice. Movies of all kinds. Partying. The Settlers of Catan.

Favorite hot spots:

Paris. And my sex dungeon. Gary, Indiana. Wormholes.

Favorite things:

Wine. The apocalypse. Substances. Cardigans. Bob Dylan. Pen and paper. Dancing. All cats great and small. The radio. Books. Salt Water. Lip gloss. Massage oil. Olive oil. Steak (rare). Sleeping in. Satin panties. Sneakers. Steel drums. 'Mad Men.'

Last read:

Currently reading Joan Didion's "Slouching Towards Bethlehem." It's an interesting glimpse of California in the 60's, a time before our nationwide ambivalence set in. I also read about 80 inane emails a day for work. And the Cracked magazine website.

ABOUT... HER HER DATE
APPEARANCE:
Height:
5'2" (157cms)
5'9" (175cms) to 6'5" (195cms)
Body type:
Athletic and toned
No preference
Eyes:
Blue
No preference
Hair:
Auburn / Red
No preference
   
LIFESTYLE:
Smoke:
Occasionally
No preference
Drink:
Moderately
No preference
Occupation:
Legal
No preference

I'm a paralegal for an immigration firm. It's not nearly as glamorous as the media portrays it to be.

Income:
$25,001 to $35,000
No preference
Relationship:
Never Married
No preference
Have kids:
No
No
Want kids:
Someday
No preference
   
BACKGROUND/VALUES:
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
No preference

I'm descended from a long line of pale, feisty bog people.

Faith:
Spiritual but not religious
No preference

I don't feel the need to tremble in the shadow of some invisible pissed off sky wizard. Especially since we all come from dying stars, anyway.

Languages:
English
English
Education:
Bachelors degree
Some college, Associates degree, Bachelors degree, Graduate degree, PhD / Post Doctoral

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