Brown Troll in over-paid job seeks hostile woman for mutual psychological torture, headaches, and shouting matches. I enjoy smoking, drinking, petty theft, and pedantic pontifications. I have mediocre intelligence but try to appear smarter by memorizing useless statistics and chuckling at my own wet and unwitty humor.. I'm 33 but look 64 and feel 76.
What I want: An annoying, judgmental shrew with a misplaced sense of entitlement and unrealistic expectations who has dated every guy in town but now wants to take her time with me. Extra credit if you have teeth.
If you've made it this far, we at least have the same sense of humor :)
Laid-back, love salsa dancing and all the other things that everyone on this site enjoys doing (hanging out with friends, movies, blah, blah blah).
Looking for a compatible dry wit.