I am on here looking for some friends and a good laugh. I have a dry sarcastic kind of humor and most people out here in Texas don't seem to understand it, which amazes me! But that's ok because I will still laugh...with myself..out loud. I am pretty picky with who I like to hang out with(based on how entertaining you are, not on looks so if I don't message you back then don't worry, it has nothing to do with your looks, your profile probably was just boring.) Sorry? Who am I kidding, I'm not really sorry.
Other things about me: I cuss and enjoy doing it, especially while driving. I don't mind getting cuts and bruises or getting my hands dirty. I love being outdoors, I'm not a health nut and am completely comfortable with my big butt because I enjoy meat and cheese. I sing obnoxious songs in the car and sometimes to myself in the mirror. Who am I kidding.. sometimes? This is an every morning ritual. I have a strong personality and have offended people in the past with my honesty, which I am sorry for but in no way do I regret. I am only sorry that they were too sensitive to appreciate a slap of reality across their face. Just kidding, I'm really not that harsh of a person.
I have a very close family and appreciate others who also have a strong sense of family values...meaning you don't beat on your mom or grandma...something along those lines.
But for the most part, I'm pretty "bad s" but I have my moments when I find it necessary to watch horrible chick flicks/tv shows that I secretly think are cute but will agree with you about how horrible it is and then go watch it by myself later that night.
And other random things thrown all into one sentence, I like to call people out, I'm quirky and a big dork (girls say this a lot and they aren't really dorks, they just want to be "cute." This is more of a warning, i AM a dork, I hate bugs, I like going to the movies alone, I don't like talking on the phone unless you get to the point right after we say hello, then hang up afterwards so there is no small talk unless you are my parents, I'm competitive and love to play anything as long as I'm winning, I hate dishes in the sink, I love to vacuum, my dog is my best friend. End of sentence. This is probably why I am single. Because I am way too much awesome to handle.
