Waddup party peoples in the Match house! A few people told me this party was crackin so I had join in!
Okay before I scare you away, I don't really talk like that (unless you want me to then...how yooz doin pretty ladyyy sup wit it mMmhmm). I know, I'm turning you on with my swag, l only ask that you beautiful honeys please don't all come running to me at once. This body is a temple and it needs to be handled with great care. as;ldkfaj ALL JOKES ASIDE, If I continue to talk like this any longer my nose will start bleeding. Don't ask me how, karma is a female dog.
So why am I on here? It's 2013! Times have changed and I've come to realize (albeit a rather late realization) online dating is serious business nowadays.
I won't bore you with the ordinary stuff you've probably seen on every dude's profile. Obviously, every guy will advertise themselves as affectionate, understanding, funny, outgoing, ingoing (wtf?), and all that jazz. I'll just tell you I'm all those things combined, so think "CAPTAIN PLANET". No but really, if you want a guy that will downright make sure you're having fun and smiling for the rest of your life, then you've come to the right place my dear. I'm not trying to fool you into something I'm not. I'm being real and just typing along with what my mouth wants to say and what my heart wants to feel (LOL GAYYYYYYY - btw I'm not a homophobe, I have plenty of friends that like it in the butt).
....he's the hero...gonna take these - mannn, got that captain planet theme song stuck in my head***
SERIOUS MODE: I live in the NOW, but I also plan for the FUTURE. I set goals and I work hard to reach them. I love my family so much and I can't thank my parents enough for getting it on 9 months before January 27th. lol sorry, serious mode fail.
I KNOW, this is getting too long, so I'll leave with this:
If you found this entertaining, message me. If you think I'm disgusting, message me. Don't wink, it's kind of weird and I won't be able to get your profile picture out of my head without visualizing you winking all the time.
AND I'M OUT!~