Hi there. I guess I'm going to get this out of the way....I have four kids...yes, four...ages 12-7....hello?...hellooooo? Are you still here? You're still reading....Hmmmm...not easily scared. I'm not looking for a dad for my kids. They have a baby daddy. I'm looking for someone that likes me and wants to spend time with me. My life is very funny and entertaining.
Here's some other random stuff about me:
I love good salsa and chips, with a salty, frozen margarita. I know, I know, "on the rocks" is the way to go but I can't lie...I prefer slushies.
I cannot sing but I still try. "Devil Went Down to Georgia" is a solid karaoke choice.
I play softball and I can say with certainty, they are NOT soft! I had lots of bruises this summer to prove it. And don't say I just need to learn to catch either! :-)
These are quotes from two of my favorite movies:
The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist.
You know, there are four words I need to hear before I go to sleep. Four little words. "Good night, sweet girl."
I like to ski, mountain bike, and hike. One of my friends calls me "One lung." What does that mean anyway? Ok, so maybe I could work on my endurance?
I love Halloween. I have a huge bash every year. And I make some mean jello shots...Drunken pumpkin pie, Brain hemorrhage, Candy Corn....yum!
I hope you like kids. And they are badass kids! They are fun, athletic, fearless, hilarious people. I love them so. They make me so proud...most of the time.
And lastly, I can tie a cherry stem in a knot without hands.
I guess I should add some of the things everyone else talks about in my profile here, so you can learn a little about me. I'm definitely an independent woman...I've driven straight to Ohio with all my kids several times. I've also changed my own alternator. I am a very positive and happy person. I'm also thoughtful and caring. I love making the people I care about smile. I make sure those people know how much they mean to me. I'm a loyal friend....I still talk to my best friends from jr. high regularly. I love to play games, and I might be a little competitive. I really like Just Dance on Wii. :-) I'm also very forgiving...I'm not perfect either. I'm probably the least judgemental person I know. My friends would say I'm entertaining and funny. (i don't want to say I'm funny....since everyone on here is a comedian and we both know there just aren't that many funny people walking around, single.)
So, about you:
I don't have a list of specs. I really don't have "a type." I like people for who they are. I want someone that gets me. And someone who wants to make me smile. I just want someone to hang with, laugh with, and share with. If this interests you, hopefully I'll hear from you soon. By the way, you don't have to be perfect.....I only have one lung, remember?
