I just want to be up front right away. I changed my birth year by one so that I would not slip out of most Match searches. I'm 54 as of November 28th, but that does not change the fact that I have the energy and spirit of a 30 year old and I'm told I look many years younger than my age. I don't want to give the impression of being untruthful, so I wanted to make sure I disclosed this immediately.
Okay - so I guess my most recent bio was a bit daunting for a lot of guys out there - mostly in the mid-west I'd imagine, between the talk of heroes and sophistication, elan and articulation, I think I've managed to befuddle the majority of men. Libido is the only word you understood. How 'bout if I put it in terms you can relate to?
I'm looking for a short, fat, bald guy who still views himself as he was in high school and in his mother's eyes. Someone who drinks beer, vegges on the couch watching endless sports, burps, farts under the covers, orders me to make him a sandwich, thinks he's a stud in bed when I don't even know he's next to me...is unemployed, uneducated, drives mechanically challenged cars with dings and dents, rambles on about inane things 24/7, and wants me to gaze upon him as though he were some sort of king.
I've been garnering a lot of very interesting responses from THIS bio, from the irate and insulted cave man I've described above, to the well traveled, sophisticated, professional gentleman with a great brain and sense of humor. Its actually working for me!