Hey there. Looking for an honest, hot, funny guy.
I am, coincidentally, an honest, hot, funny guy.
However, dating myself has not been working for me lately, and I fear that I may have to break up with myself and start dating someone new.
I would tell you what my best friends say about me but that's hardly going to give you an unbiased view because they're my best friends. So they'e going to talk about what a great guy I am, how handsome and charming I am, and how they all have unrequited crushes on me that have left them unsatisfied with other men.
Wouldn't you rather know what people who don't like me say about me? Cause that would give you the real red flags right from the start.
Damn. None of the people who don't like me will answer their phones.
Well, I'm a 46 year-old who shares a home with 3 cats. I think that I own the house but the cats occasionally dispute that.
I do have good friends, and not just of the feline variety. I also have a very supportive family. I like the people I work with. I even have great neighbors.
But the problem is that I tend to get hit on more by women than men. I went to a party in my Madonna Sticky and Sweet concert t-shirt and the host still had to ask my friends if I was gay. I challenge you to find a straight guy who owns a Madonna concert t-shirt.
Which brings me here. No, I'm not looking for a straight guy who owns a Madonna concert shirt. That's your challenge, not mine.
I really just need a guy that I can go to dinner with or go to the movies with or go on long walks with or have sex with. Okay, the long walks are negotiable, but if I like a guy I would eventually really like to do the other three things with him.
I tend to like nice guys with mischievous eyes who can hold up their end of a decent conversation. And are also hot, funny, and honest (see above).
I like movies, music, comic books, cats. Are they the same movies, music, comic books, and cats that you like? Drop me a line and we'll find out. Although it would be weird if you already knew and liked my cats. But I do occasionally suspect that they have social lives that I know nothing about.