I spend all day researching, arguing, and writing documents that I will admit, may make me cackle with how complete my destruction of opposing counsel's argument will be, but if there's one thing I'm pretty terrible at writing about - it's me. So, I'm going to stick to the format, which I'm most familiar with and hope that a) i don't come off as a giant douche and b) I can convey a little bit of who I am and who I'm looking for without coming off as a giant douche.
I. Introduction
Originally from Los Angeles, I headed to the Bay area for undergrad and liked Northern California so much, I decided to stay up here. Little did i know when applying for law schools that Sacramento was NOTHING like the Bay, and was pretty miserable the first six months, but like a fungus, Sacramento grew on me, and now I kind of love it here.
Interests include, but are not limited to: eating (a lot!), anything Amy Poehler, backpacking, wine tasting, generally running amuck.
I'm really looking for someone who is fun, and funny; someone who is intelligent and a nerd; someone who is just as comfortable in cocktail attire as he is in jeans and a snarky t-shirt; someone who will go on a 2 am donut run or a midnight drive to watch a meteor shower; someone who isn't afraid to splash in puddles - because these are all things that he can expect from me.
II. Law and Argument
A. I'm kind of super awesome.
I am a complete comic book geek. I can honestly tell you more about Batman than I think you even thought you knew.
I am an NPR addict - which I think says a lot about a person when you get into his or her car and Rob Krulwich is talking about honeybees. The very thought made my toes curl. In pleasure.
I can actually carry on a conversation. I think this is mostly because I have such varied and random interests that we're bound to find SOMETHING that I have a little bit of knowledge about - and a little bit of knowledge is a very dangerous thing.
I kind of love beer. We will go beer tasting.
B. I am genuine.
I will be real about myself, and I will be real with you. I am honest (really, I'm a TERRIBLE liar). I am an optimist, and I will always give you the benefit of the doubt unless you give me reason not to. I am open. I can admit when I'm wrong. I expect these things of you.
C. I look great on paper.
I am a Berkeley graduate and an attorney at law. C'mon, mom, I got this.
III. Conclusion
I don't bite. I'm actually pretty nice. Therefore, for all of the abovementioned reasons, the viewer of this profile, if he is also of the type of person that I am looking for, should message me.
