They say that if you're over 40 and haven't been married that something's wrong with you. They're probably right. I'm naturally funny, except when I don't like someone, in which case I'm unfailingly polite. I feel that the true future of dating will be two people walking past each other on a sidewalk and being intercepted at the other end by a consultant to ask them what they thought. I'm optimistic despite overwhelming evidence to the contrary.
Bonus points if you wear glasses or have an accent.
