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Handle:
bob_loblaw82
Essay:
I was born in Brazil. I'd put cheese and bbq sauce on everything if it was feasible (except maybe ice cream...and fruit). I'm a mix of geek, dork, and nerd all rolled up into one...(a "gord"?)...but all the best parts of each. I'm an entertainment and pop culture junkie and I like being “in the know”. I moved around a lot as a kid, but consider Texas, and more specifically, Austin, “home”. I have a tendency to overuse ellipses and parentheses. (seriously...) I think monkeys make everything at least 32% more awesome. I’m a proud carnivore. I say “y’all” a lot. I’ve lived in LA for over 4 years and came out here to get my MBA and find a [business] job in entertainment. I have my very own panini press, because every sandwich should be a toasted sandwich. I am deathly afraid of bees and I think it stems back to seeing the movie Candyman at a sleepover when I was 10. I refuse to go into a movie once it has started and I refuse to leave a movie once It has started...so don't you dare try to make me. I know the difference between your and you're, as well as there, their and they're. I'm pretty sarcastic. I still don’t understand how there is no queso dip in this city. I cannot be bothered to do much of anything on Sundays during the NFL season. I have eaten a JUMBACO. I once flew in a plane with Barack Obama. I don't like when people take things too seriously. I root for: Texas Longhorns, New England Patriots, New York Mets, and New Orleans Hornets (very random, I know...) I believe that DVR is the 2nd greatest invention of all time (after the yellow line that designates a first down on televised football games, of course) and mine is usually over 90% full. I'm honestly not sure what I’m looking for, but I think I'd be most compatible with a fun, genuine, drama-free, quirky girl with a great smile, keen sense of humor and a love of pop culture/movies/music/entertainment.... and to be honest, just the great smile thing probably works, too... ps - my name's not Bob (but major points if you get the reference)
Gender:
Male
City:
Los Angeles
State:
California