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Available For Sale to an EXCLUSIVE Buyer
One mate, gently used. Serious inquiries only.
Details:
Quantity: 1
Gender: 100% male.
Model: African American
Height: 6'0
Eyes: Bedroom Brown
Hair: cut
Age: 40
Accessories: No baggage. No bad credit
Special skills: Knows how to bring home the bacon and cook it but a world renowned dishwasher. Enjoys taking care of you, great sense of humor, ability to cause your friends and family to fall in love with me and I smell good from head to toe :)
Training: Self-cleaning, bathes daily, takes care of the household, trained to take care of all the woman needs.
Personality: funny, spontaneous, good listener, loyal, personable, confident, honest, protective.
Known defects: Falls asleep if made to watch girle movies and love watching football.
Compatible with: Sane, breathing women of specific makes and models. Will evaluate all makes to determine compatibility.
