while im DUMB AMAZING for my age - they wont let me say "none of your business" or correct it. so before you ask - remember what what your mama told u about a woman's age or weight "its none if you business". but i do weigh 125, lol.
i prefer notes and anything non-professional and personal in all lowercase. so forgive me in advance, but anything else feels too formal which i’ve spent my entire life trying to run from. this might lead you to believe i’m extremely right wing, over the top, a kinda crazy-insane type of girl and in all instances you’d be right. pat yourself on the back for the one and only time you’re stereotypes and assumptions will be rewarded.
and with that said understand that i embrace all of my idiosyncracies, quirks, and what some might consider character flaws. so for this profile, i think i’m going the opposite route than most and explain those quirks and give you the opportunity to choose for yourself, up front i might add, whether you’re the type to flirt on the dark side.
my hair’s been colored bubblegum pink, fire engine red (and i do mean crayola crayon red), cobalt blue, lime green (that one was the best – green’s my favorite color), sunset orange, honey blonde, platinum blond – oh hell – every kind of blonde hue you can think of, fierce fuchsia, and. . . i think that’s it and all i can remember for now. i believe in rainbows - as you can see, sunshine, and unicorns. . no, i’m just kidding about that last one, but you get my point. however; that can sometimes be confused w/ having my head in the clouds. that assumption would be a mistake and the furthest from the truth.
while i’m colorful and young at heart, i’m also fiercely independent. this allows me to be just that – colorful and young at heart. since i’ve made my own way, i get to decide how, when, where and why i want to express myself... it’s the last bastion of freedom and one i would fight to my last breath to maintain.
i’m a wild child covered in tattoos –again – back to that expression thing, and love every one of them. there are 18 to be exact. and i’ll tell you what if one more person asks me what will i think of them when i get older – i swear i’ll knock em out on the spot. life is too short to spend here and now regretting what may be tomorrow. time to get rid of the ifs, ands, or maybes and live this life today.
i’ve been told i’m “too much” – whatever that means and TRULY welcome a king to add to this empire. i own 5 homes, 2 businesses, 2 degrees, 2 puppies, and a case of cancer remission. “don’t cry for me, Argentina” . . . i learned at a real young age life is no guarantee and when it’s your time, it’s your time. so you gotta roll today till the wheels fall off. whatever is “too much” about that, i can’t seem to understand other than i survived and i’m still breathing. i’m not slow or stupid – but maybe missing something others see that i don’t. and since i’m the first to admit i don’t have all the answers, that someone that can pull back the curtain and reveal the wizard of oz . . . . will be the one.
one more thing. . . meeting people has never been a problem, but i'm interested in quality not quantity. if you want different results, you gotta try different methods. so here i am. i can’t stand boxes, so the rest you’re gonna have to come looking for. but tell me something . . . is that something in your eye or you giving me a wink?