The other weekend I was at a lounge with my friends when this attractive girl came up to me and told me I looked liked Borat. I responded "I arrived in America's airport with clothings, US dollars, and a jar of gypsy tears to protect me from AIDS.!". She laughed and wanted to take a picture with me. But I felt betrayed since people only see me as Borat and they forget that underneath is super sexy, charming, multi-millionaire Sasha Baron Cohen. I told her "it's over, we're divorced, you can even keep the dog". She was upset and probably thought I was a jerk but I know what I want and it's not woman calling me Borat in bed. So after reading this, if you side with the girl, then don't bother messaging me, cause it'll never work out!
