Yeah yeah, I don't feel like writing anything creative here at the moment. There's too much pressure to be clever and interesting in a short paragraph, I can't handle it. It's not that I'm a quitter, but I know how important this section is in the online dating process and don't want to rush into committing to this paragraph yet. Not that I'm afraid of commitment. Did I lose you yet? See... I feel like I'm blowing it already. I can't stop writing... I like girls. I'm sarcastic. I'm funny. Ridiculously athletic. Outlandishly charming. Inconceivably humble. I'm a better catch than 93% of the guys on this site. I'm not making up that statistic, I actually had a team of M.I.T. graduate students do the research. It's true. Seriously. No joke. I'd provide the info here, but I only have 3376 characters remaining. Now, 3343. The findings are being published in a book that's coming out this fall called, "93% Better. One Man's Online Dating Journey"
