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Some of my closest friends would say my best quality is honesty. But that sounds a little dishonest, to be frank. Even though it's true. I don't believe in hell, but I do believe in heck. And when I die the one thing I hope is that I don't end up in heck. I met Moe Howard and Carl Sagan. I know some cool card tricks. I follow the world tournament chess circuit. My favorite city is Paris, Tokyo second. I design engine speed equipment for racing motorcycles. I have a dilettantish obsession with the history, sociology and philosophy of science. I have been a major-label recording artist. I love Borges. I used to be one of them noisy atheists. I make a better omelette than you do.
See. I told you.
My ideal match is hard to describe too. She has to have that *thing*. You can sometimes (but not always) see it in a person's eyes. A rich inner life? The kind of person whose own thoughts can make them laugh. A lucid dreamer. Someone who enjoys her own company. It would be nice if she was smart too. The smarter the better. Someone who enjoys food - not just eating. Super big points if she doesn't have to Google 'fianchetto' or 'Nimzo-Indian' (I can dream.) And if she can play any of the Debussy arabesques or Images, then wow.
These attributes don't capture the depth of character I have in mind. It's really just about character - and the kind of woman I have in mind isn't bound to any specific set of attributes. You know that you are one of these people, if you are one. If you aren't, you probably think you are anyway. I have an excessively low tolerance for dishonesty. If you're the kind of person who sustains your opacity with sleight-of-mouth then move along. You must know the difference between being nude and being naked.
I'm looking for a real relationship. Send me a message and say hi.
