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51 year old man
Thousand Oaks, California, United States

Seeking:
women 45-55
Within:
50 Miles of Thousand Oaks, California, United States
Relationship:
Divorced
Have kids:
Yes, they sometimes live at home (1)
Want kids:
No, but it's OK if my partner has kids
Ethnicity:
Asian, Black / African descent, East Indian, Latino / Hispanic, Middle Eastern, Native American, Pacific Islander, White / Caucasian
Body type:
About average
Height:
6'3" (190cms)
Faith:
Spiritual but not religious
Smoke:
No Way
Drink:
Never

 

ABOUT HIM & WHO HE'S LOOKING FOR

Hello my name is "Rusty..."

My physical appearance: Well, let’s just say I recently had my portrait photo done and the studio asked if they could put it in their show window. ‘Seemed like a good idea at first, but it ended up costing me $10.00 per-day. No, actually I’m tall, my head is shaved and I have a well-trimmed Prince Albert “goatee” which allows me to look either like a gang-banger biker, or a Presbyterian Preacher whatever the occasion might call for.

I’m an unassuming, affectionate guy who likes spontaneity. I like holding hands in public (if our hands aren't all sweaty), camp fires, bicycling, coaching Little League, and making money by following my passion.

I also like smooching on the couch with Barry White playing (‘I don’t mean smooching with Barry… I meant smooching with his music playing in the semi darkness of a cozy room). Oh, and since I got out of jail, I… (NO!! Just kidding…’never happened; never stole anything; never cheated anyone; never told a lie….well….almost never and I never said a swear word (OK, that's a lie too...)

I'm searching for a companion and a "best friend" that I can adore, yet be the friend that can "agree to disagree" on general stuff. I hope to find a down-to-earth "reasonably-outdoorsy” person who can appreciate the real parts of what I think life is about; sunsets, sleeping under the stars, loving animals and the basic aromas of nature.

My friends would call me more of a "listener” rather than a “talker." However I do talk and am not afraid to express my opinion: but only after I've had a second to think about what comes out of my mouth.
I would say that I'm a "non-reactive sort"—i.e., a stable person who can handle stress, and ‘believe me, I handled some. I’ve had some fantastic business triumphs and a few setbacks along the way as well.

You probably DON"T want to hear more about me, so here goes anyway:

My Negatives:
I'm scared of girls because Andrea Davis beat me up in 7th grade. I wasn't a wimp, I just couldn't hit a girl.

On our first date (with you, not Andrea Davis), I will be a little shy and will jumble my words a bit; but after that part is over, you'll see me for who I am (‘a jumbler' of words). But this verbal propensity will be overcome after I've figured out whether you like me or not (and I’ll likely automatically presume at first that you don’t: unless, during the evening, you touch your index finger to my nose and sing a couple bars of an old sea shanty).

Fifteen minutes in the sun without SPF 500 sunscreen will make me implode.

The only known shades of my skin are white, pink and red. Because of my natural glow; swimming or walking on a beach is best at night, and you can see me better, (in the sunlight my skin tone tends to shine like a chrome hub cap.

I never trim my eyebrows because you can't see them anyway.

Holiday gatherings would need to be with your relatives rather than with mine, because mine don’t like me since I accidentally caught the trailer on fire.

My Positive features:

My priorities: Number one is my son. Number two is you and number three is me.

I love all kids and they love me and "NO" I'm not a Boy Scout Master. I'm just a big kid trapped in a 50 year old container and I dearly love what kids love. I am very involved in my son's life from sports to homework and I am proud to say that he is a "Straight ‘A’ Student" and an "All Star" athlete.

I've conditioned myself to think of food as energy: I only eat chicken, turkey, pork, chocolate, Oreo's, Crispy-Cream’s and occasionally Salmon.

I lack the emotions of jealousy, envy and anger (unless somebody really pisses me off!..’No’..just kidding again…I don’t get mad…much, and when I do it’s always because I’m right and they’re wrong! BTW, that’s another feeble attempt at humor….but, hey, if I have to explain that, we’re not meant for each other anyway). I look forward to charming you :-)

Interests:
Camping, Coffee and conversation, Business networking, Cooking, Dining out, Fishing/Hunting, Gardening/Landscaping, Hobbies and crafts, Movies/Videos, Museums and art, Music and concerts, Exploring new areas, Nightclubs/Dancing, Performing arts, Playing sports, Religion/Spiritual, Shopping/Antiques, Travel/Sightseeing, Volunteering
Sports & exercise:
Auto racing / Motorcross, Baseball, Basketball, Bowling, Cycling, Football, Dancing, Skiing, Walking / Hiking, Other types of exercise
Exercise habits:
I exercise 3-4 times per week
Pets:
Pet Essay:

I have a Boxer named "Bunker" I should have named him "Moocher" or "Fat A$$" He loves chocolate and anything made from CHOCOLATE. He loves Chicken Bones too but I don't give him too many because dogs shouldn't eat Chicken Bones; only Chocolate...

Political views:
Middle of the Road
Sign:
Virgo
College:
Moorpark College, Moorpark, CA
For fun:

I love to camp and hike with my 10 year old son along with his buddies. If this is not your "thing" then we can call it "boys-night-out." Volunteering for things that are sensible and helpful to those less fortunate. Vacuuming, dusting, windows etc.

Favorite hot spots:

Anywhere that is fun, comfortable and romantic: Las Vegas, Mammoth; Yosemite; or just a picnic in the park. Sprint Car Races, The Kern River; Local Hiking; Antiquing and watching people;

Favorite things:

My favorite thing to do would be YOU! :-) Secondly would be coaching baseball. I don't watch sports on TV unless it's the World Series or the Super Bowl because I'd rather play than watch. I love nature and appreciate the ingredients of every season.

Last read:

"The Gods Themselves" by Isaac Asimov. (A science fiction book about Aliens that eat peoples heads off and stuff. I'm also into documentaries; History, Crime, Ghosts, Swamp People and old 60's TV shows.

ABOUT... HIM HIS DATE
APPEARANCE:
Height:
6'3" (190cms)
3'0" (91cms) to 8'11" (271cms)
Body type:
About average
Slender, About average, Curvy, Athletic and toned
Eyes:
Hazel
Black, Blue, Brown, Grey, Green, Hazel
Hair:
Bald
Bald
   
LIFESTYLE:
Smoke:
No Way
No Way, Yes, but trying to quit
Drink:
Never
Never, Social Drinker, Moderately
Occupation:
Self-Employed / Entrepreneur
No preference

I put together infomercials and seminars for those late night Creative Real Estate Gurus. I can also be seen in Lamaze Class videos teaching new Daddies how to take care of that little "Bundle-of-Joy."

Income:
$100,001 to $150,000
No preference
Relationship:
Divorced
Widow / Widower, Divorced
Have kids:
Yes, they sometimes live at home (1)
Yes, and they sometimes live at home, No, Yes, and they live away from home, Yes, and they live at home
Want kids:
No, but it's OK if my partner has kids
No, but it's OK if my partner has kids
   
BACKGROUND/VALUES:
Ethnicity:
Asian, Black / African descent, East Indian, Latino / Hispanic, Middle Eastern, Native American, Pacific Islander, White / Caucasian
White / Caucasian

.Swiss, Swedish, Welsh and some other stuff. "We're not sure."
My body type? I'm between "Athletic and Toned" and "About Average." I'm 6'3" barefoot or 6'5" in my hiking boots and I weighed-in at 185 lbs. as of Feb 14 2014

Faith:
Spiritual but not religious
Other

I believe in a "higher power" than myself and believe that this "higher power" resides within me.

Languages:
English
English
Education:
Associates degree
High school, Some college, Associates degree, Bachelors degree, Graduate degree, PhD / Post Doctoral

I almost had a graduates degree but the school was shut down for handing out fake degrees. I'm pretty smart though. I am fascinated by reading law books and learning the ropes of our corrupt legal system.

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