"Nobody in life gets exactly what they thought they were going to get. But if you work really hard and you're kind, amazing things will happen."
Who am I looking for? I've spent the first 30 years of my life looking for One-Eyed Willie and his buried treasure. No luck. After a very tear-drenched intervention from my friends and family, I've decided that it's not healthy for anyone to devote their entire life to finding a dead pirate and his treasure. That being said, I am now diverting my attention towards finding a living female who is smart, funny, and beautiful. That's gotta be a lot easier than finding a dead pirate, right? So, if you think you can make this search a lot easier than my last, please do me a solid and let me know. If it works out, the next 30 years of my life could be spent caring for someone, not looking.