First things first.
1. If you're illiterate, I've already lost you.
2. I'm somewhat intelligent and need a guy who can carry on meaningful conversation. If you ignored #1, forget it.
3. I don't take crap and can read right through it. If that first impression stuff works for you, don't try me.
4. The meathead/cocky type? If I wanted you I would head to the gym in my short shorts.
More about me.
I play the piano.
I actually like my job.
I'm fairly confident I will remain single. Prove me wrong.