I'm the crazy girl
You've been looking for
A precious pearl on loan
Never owned
Not yours
Never yours
My beauty comes from collision
I'm part wind, part dirt
I'm not what you expected
I am your Trickster Rabbit
I accept this role in society
with gracious humility
I will wreak havoc forever on you all
I will s@$t on the table of my host
While singing grateful praise of the meal
I will bleed the hand that bites me
I am Trickster Rabbit
the crusader of rags
I will rewrite all the messages in
your fortune cookies
I am the furry little clawed foot
you keep in your back pocket
I'f you undersell me
I'll break that panasonic coda phone
over your head
I am Trickster Rabbit
I am the silent deadly
digital watch that tells
you the date, time, lunar phase
and astrological sign
My tick is your tick
tickless cold dead feather
rubbing against the soft spot
on the inside of your
left nostril
I am your therapist and lover
curing you once and for all of your fears
I am your dance teacher
explaining the secrets of the pelvis
I am your Clint Eastwood
You are my
Sunshine, my only sunshine
I come to you disguised as Rabbit Stew
Lapin Roti
all ears, pink furry cutesy ears
my carrot in hand
I ask you to tell me all
without hesitation
"WHAT"S UP DOC?"
I am your cab driver
your musuem curator
your arts council auditor
I am judgement day in a plastic
no break no mess bottle
I go to sleep with you naked
and wake up wrapped in nightmares
I am a rotten Easter egg
on the White House lawn
painted day glo brown
When your walking home late
I am the street light that flickers
I am your panic button
that says "NO"
I am your logic button
that says "WHOA"
I'm your belly button
that says "HO,HO,HO"
I am the font of wisdom
the hole that passes gas
You know now that I have power over you
I am your report card
I am a god damn fudgesicle in july
I am your change of address card
I am the seven arms of Shiva
The six hammers of Thor
The hot lips of Hera
The fox lock on your door
I am a bag of warm fresh baked cookies
and a quart of cold milk
I am a dress made of blue silk
I am heart of Rabbit
and I will never stop.....hop hop hop
