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36 year old man
Escondido, California, United States

Seeking:
women 29-40
Within:
20 Miles of Escondido, California, United States
Relationship:
Divorced
Have kids:
Yes, they sometimes live at home (1)
Want kids:
Not sure
Ethnicity:
Asian
Body type:
Athletic and toned
Height:
5'9" (175cms)
Faith:
Buddhist / Taoist
Smoke:
No Way
Drink:
Social Drinker

 

ABOUT HIM & WHO HE'S LOOKING FOR

Hello Ladies,

I am looking for a sweetheart to reply to this posting. Must meet one of the following requirements:

- Be under 99 years old and reside somewhere near San Diego North County because I can't walk too far to visit you. My bat mobile's tires are almost bald.
- Looks and weight do not matter much as long as you are less than 300 pounds. Otherwise, I may get crushed in bed. I am not picky in this department, just trying to survive.
- Must be able to cook more than just a PB&J sandwich.
- Be able to hold a steady job because I plan to smooch off your take home pay.
- No taller than 5 feet because my kitchen stepping stool was stolen last week. I can't reach your lips without the stool.
- Please no snorers or talking in your sleep. I can manage that on my own.
- Must be a great kisser. My old high school sweetheart was the best. She kissed with so much passion and force that it left a white ring around my mouth, much like an encounter with a toilet plunger.

About me:
- I live in a large and highly secure facility with chauffeur in a large bus for my outings. After our first date, I plan to move in with you sweetie pie, pending my parole date.
- Despite my age, I am extremely fit and able to swim more than 10 laps in my sauna.
- Excel in multiple sports including Dutch Oven.
- Life member of Branch Davidian; however, I do not attend church much anymore since the ATF attack.
- Well educated and traveled. I have been to traffic school and the Escondido swap meet so many times to keep count.

Our First Date:
Hope you live near the Sprinter or NCTD bus route. I'll pick you up and we'll head to the San Marcos Costco for dinner. Please be prompt because the sample food stalls may run out. We'll circle the place until full and walk over to WalMart for the Red Box DVD rental. We'll cuddle up in front of our big screen (Pay no attention to the shoppers. They are just jealous). After the romantic movie, we'll hop back on the Sprinter for a lovely walk on the Oceanside beach. It may take us a while to get there due to hop on/hop off to avoid the annoying ticket checker. If caught, just pretend you are mentally unstable, stare into empty space and sing Alouette, gentille Alouette. If you are still hungry, the O'side pier is full of leftover sushi that we could enjoy. Remember to bring a pocket knife to get all the fish of the wooden railings. Hope to hear from you soon pumpkin.

Love, hugs and kisses 3.

Interests:
Camping, Coffee and conversation, Cooking, Dining out, Fishing/Hunting, Gardening/Landscaping, Museums and art, Exploring new areas, Nightclubs/Dancing, Performing arts, Political interests, Travel/Sightseeing, Watching sports
Sports & exercise:
Cycling, Dancing, Martial arts, Running, Soccer, Swimming, Tennis / Racquet sports, Walking / Hiking, VolleyBall
Exercise habits:
I exercise 3-4 times per week
Pets:
Political views:
Middle of the Road
Sign:
Don't display my sign
College:
San Diego State University, San Diego, CA
For fun:

I enjoy hiking, tennis games, beach volleyball, botanical gardens

Favorite hot spots:

Carlsbad and Oceanside beaches, European and South America travel destinations

Favorite things:

CNN and BBC News, MSNBC, Home and Garden TV

Last read:

The Post-American World by Fareek Zakaria

ABOUT... HIM HIS DATE
APPEARANCE:
Height:
5'9" (175cms)
5'3" (160cms) to 5'10" (177cms)
Body type:
Athletic and toned
Slender, About average, Athletic and toned, A few extra pounds
Eyes:
Brown
No preference
Hair:
Black
No preference
   
LIFESTYLE:
Smoke:
No Way
No Way
Drink:
Social Drinker
Social Drinker
Occupation:
Technical / Science / Computers / Engineering
No preference
Income:
I'll tell you later
$35,001 to $50,000, $50,001 to $75,000
Relationship:
Divorced
No preference
Have kids:
Yes, they sometimes live at home (1)
Yes, and they sometimes live at home, Yes, and they live at home
Want kids:
Not sure
Probably not, No, but it's OK if my partner has kids
   
BACKGROUND/VALUES:
Ethnicity:
Asian
No preference
Faith:
Buddhist / Taoist
No preference
Languages:
English, French, Spanish, Other
No preference
Education:
Graduate degree
Some college, Bachelors degree

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