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46 year old woman
Reston, Virginia, United States

Seeking:
men 40-55
Within:
30 Miles of Herndon, Virginia, United States
Relationship:
Divorced
Have kids:
Yes, they sometimes live at home (2)
Want kids:
Probably not
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Body type:
Athletic and toned
Height:
5'0" (152cms)
Faith:
Agnostic
Smoke:
No Way
Drink:
Social Drinker

 

ABOUT HER & WHO SHE'S LOOKING FOR

Just enough to break the ice.

I used to open my profile with a few cheesy pickup lines. Just for fun. To break the ice. I guess it didn't occur to me that if you open with pickup lines, you're going to get them in return. Lots of them. As a public service, I'm going to share a few of the stand-outs.

Old Standards
“What’s a nice girl like you doing in a place like this?”
“I lost my number. Can I have yours?”
“Am I cute, or do you need another drink?”
“Is it hot in here, or is it just you?”
“Excuse me, do you have any raisins? How about a date?”

Variations on “I want to get into your pants”
“Do you wash your pants with Windex? Because I can see myself in them.”
“Is that a mirror in your jeans, ‘cause i can see myself in them!”

Fishy
Is that a fish in your pocket, or are you just happy sashimi?

Three Letter Acronyms
“Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package.”
“Can I borrow your GPS? I just got lost in your eyes.”
“I hope you know CPR, because you take my breath away!”

Product Placement
“Is your last name Campbells?? ‘Cause you're mmm mmm good!”
“Did you have Lucky Charms for breakfast? Because you look magically delicious!”.

Non Sequitur
“Do you know why a bicycle has a kickstand ? Because it’s two tired.” Huh?

Crude and Vulgar
I'm surprised at what some men will say by email to a woman they’ve never met. I’m not sharing those.

I think there is a time and place to be serious, and this is not it. I like to kid around. Humor and intelligence are very attractive to me. Smart is sexy. I also appreciate someone who is in good physical condition. Sexy is sexy, too.

I have two teenagers. I really enjoy them about 95% of the time. About 5% of the time I wonder why I had children. I spend as much time as possible with them, as they are short-timers. They may or may not enjoy this.

Here' a hint. The answer to "How much does a polar bear weigh?" is "Just enough to break the ice." I've gotten about a hundred emails kindly advising me that a polar bear weighs between 800 and 1500 lbs.

FYI, I actually just turned 50, but lately I'm getting a lot of email from men over 60. So I'm experimenting with search criteria. :-)

Interests:
I'll tell you later
Sports & exercise:
Running, Other types of exercise
Exercise habits:
I exercise 3-4 times per week
Pets:
I'll tell you later
Political views:
Middle of the Road
Sign:
I don't believe in astrology
College:
I'll tell you later
For fun:

Just took my first golf lesson. I'm not good at any sport that requires hitting something with something else--like tennis or softball. Hope springs eternal. I row with a masters rowing club. When it's too cold to row, I run.

Favorite things:

those perfect, spontaneous moments with my children, the beach, the end of a good run, a 1000 meter sprint, a great cup of coffee, the perfect dirty martini, new running shoes, a dry shirt after a wet row

Last read:

The Great Gatsby, Blink, Freakonomics

ABOUT... HER HER DATE
APPEARANCE:
Height:
5'0" (152cms)
5'8" (172cms) to 6'3" (190cms)
Body type:
Athletic and toned
Athletic and toned
Eyes:
Blue
No preference
Hair:
Light brown
No preference
   
LIFESTYLE:
Smoke:
No Way
No Way
Drink:
Social Drinker
Social Drinker
Occupation:
Sales / Marketing
No preference
Income:
$100,001 to $150,000
$100,001 to $150,000, $150,001+
Relationship:
Divorced
Widow / Widower, Divorced
Have kids:
Yes, they sometimes live at home (2)
No answer
Want kids:
Probably not
No preference
   
BACKGROUND/VALUES:
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
No preference
Faith:
Agnostic
No preference
Languages:
English
No preference
Education:
Bachelors degree
Bachelors degree, Graduate degree, PhD / Post Doctoral

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