Dateline Miami Beach Florida....
South Beach man makes radical departure from conventional wisdom!
Undercover Edition revealed today that Adventurer_7 broke with tradition and wrote something interesting in his profile!
The Adventurer claims, "Gone are the days of I'm a fun, easy going guy, who likes sports long walks on the beach... blah blah blah."
Women all over the country have been responding to his new and unique approach of actually being interesting!
"Oh My God! It was the first profile I've seen that didn’t mention how the guy loves puppies, is as comfortable in a pair of jeans as he is in a tux, or that didn’t have a cheesy (this is me without a shirt) picture! This Guy Rocks, I'm moving to Miami!" ....Alice W, Chicago Illinois
Undercover Edition has learned that The Adventurer can be spotted around Miami practicing yoga on the beach at dawn, spiking the odd volleyball into the sand, dining at small out of the way bistros, or occasionally spinning some records in some of Miami’s finer musical establishments.
Our foreign correspondents have verified a valid passport with dozens of stamps, and have also spotted The Adventurer surfing off the shores of various locations around the Americas.
One paparazzi recently snagged a photo of The Adventurer wearing a kilt in a castle in the Highlands of Scotland sipping a fine single malt. Allegedly, he was wearing nothing underneath the kilt.
It was also rumored that he was spotted climbing a large rock chasm in Yosemite national park while hundreds of feet up in the air.
Rumor has it The Adventurer was seen last spring paddle boarding around Key Biscayne.
Some say he attends local charity functions on a regular basis and has been known to organize large social groups for fun and entertainment.
Sources close to The Adventurer reveal that he is somewhat of a mystery and has never worked a 9 to 5, but always seems to donate to charity.
One unnamed source told Undercover Edition "He actually has ties to the world of Pharmaceuticals and seems to take a lot of time off. I'm not really sure what he does but we know for sure he's never been seen in a cubicle!"
When we Googled his name, we were shocked to find over 100,000 results, and there seems to be quite a controversy!
Man of Mystery, Entrepreneur, Gourmet Cook, Mentor to Young Children, Adventure Seeker, Climber, or just plain Enigma? We may never know for sure!
One thing is certain, whenever he is spotted, he and the people around him always seem to be having a good time!
He has been known to go underground and drop out of sight for long periods of time, especially just after meeting the right woman!