Online Dating Tip #1: Distinguish Yourself
This one is easy. If you follow all my other tips, you will accomplish this without trying. About 90 percent of all online dating profiles are full of boring, obvious crap that sounds exactly the same:
"I'm an easy-going guy who likes to have fun. Blah. Blah. Blah. Blah. Blah. Blah."
Don't tell people things that are obvious. I mean, c'mon, "I like to have fun"?!?!? Are there people who actually don't like to have fun? If so, they should capture two of them and put them on exhibit at the zoo. Then, the rest of us could watch them, just sitting there watching C-SPAN. Thankfully, they probably wouldn't reproduce in captivity because they don't like to have fun!