So first and foremost, you need to not be dating my roommate. That means you, Lucy. Stop messaging me.
With that out of the way, what I'm looking for is someone brilliant, hilarious and beautiful. I'm down for finding you great food and taking care of you when you're sick, but if you think you're hypoglycemic, I respectfully don't believe you. None of us likes to choose where to eat when we're hungry, just pull your own weight, okay? That's reasonable, right?
Other things... if you can sing, I like that. If you can sing harmonies, then disregard the above comment about hypoglycemia. You're in. So where were we. Smart, funny. Oh, outgoing and confident would be great. I love girls who love the outdoors. Something about a down jacket walking through a forest just gets me, almost as much as comfortable PJ's.
In terms of what I'm into, I like extreme environments. I like when people suggest playing "don't step on the cracks" when walking on a hexagonally-paved sidewalk. I like the constellation dolphinius because I thought I made it up (I did not). I like convincing people I'm awesome at war (the card game). I'm a fan of creative and beautiful music. I like lots of other things, but lastly I like guilty pleasures. Glee is awesome, and so are a handful of Brad Paisley songs.
For what I don't like (other than obvious things like burns and oppressive dictators), I dislike sentences that are awkwardly worded so as not to end in a preposition or split infinitives. I dislike having to turn off my iPad in the 10 minutes between closing the cabin door and allowing approved electronic devices (so I don't). I dislike the speed of the N train over the Manhattan bridge. I dislike pigeons mostly because I don't understand how evolution could allow them to only live in cities. Lastly, I dislike that I use the internet daily but still don't quite understand how a steam engine works.
So anyway, if any of this matches who you are, you should message me. Except if you're Lucy. Seriously, you're dating my roommate... wtf.
