I tried to get out of doing this myself, but didn't have much luck. First, I asked my friends to describe me. Boy was that an adventure. Note to ego, don't do that again. Since I am actually looking for a date, I have decided not to share their thoughts as they may incriminate me. Next was family. Apparently my mom is still upset about the time I stole the car, and while it came back in one piece, I failed to fill it back up with gas. My sister is still not speaking to me, for being so cruel as to buy her a computer and not teach her how to use it. So I figured my brother would be able to help out, but ever since my singing set off his dogs, he has my number and email blocked. Thank goodness for cats. Mine, at least, had good things to say. I have translated here, in case you don't speak feline. He says that I am very adept at opening cans. Usually am generous with dry food, even if he hates it. Always know the best places to pet. Spoil him with toys toys toys and catnip. On the downside, he wishes I would clean the box more often and quit giving him bad haircuts. He also would prefer I give up on the semi-annual baths while I still have unscarred skin on my arms. I also checked in with the fish, and they stated " blub, blub, blub, blubidy blub". Trust me, you don't want that translated. I don't believe them anyway, they are known liars. I would share what the dogs I have met in my life had to say, but they have always been too busy biting me to talk. I also am creative, artistic, the ultimate handyman, and a lousy musician. A poet, a writer, a thinker. I have never been required to wear an electronic monitoring device nor have I had plastic surgery. Which is not to say I couldn't use either, just haven't. So, aren't you just excited to meet me? While I do not have genetic children, I did have the honor and priveledge of raising two wonderful daughters from the age of 2 and 4 to now being young adults.I am looking for a confident, witty person who enjoys the great outdoors and nature. I prefer someone who is natural and comfortable with themselves, smart and has a little fire. People with rottweillers need not apply. I like to talk so it helps if you enjoy this aspect of a relationship too. I have the following character traits and they are important to me in a mate. Honesty, integrity, consideration and thoughtfulness.