"Okay. Okay. I'll talk...In third grade, I cheated on my history exam. In fourth grade, I stole my uncle Max’s toupee and I glued it on my face when I was Moses in my Hebrew School play. In fifth grade, I knocked my sister Edie down the stairs and I blamed it on the dog…When my mom sent me to the summer camp for fat kids and then they served lunch I went nuts and I pigged out and they kicked me out…But the worst thing I ever done — I mixed a pot of fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony and then, then, I made a noise like this: hua-hua-hua-huaaaaaaa — and then I dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience. And then, this was horrible, all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other. I never felt so bad in my entire life."- Chunk, "The Goonies"
The real deal? I've had a great career in pr and marketing. I grew up in McLean and live in Washington, DC. I was captain of my field hockey team for the past three seasons (hope to come back in the summer/fall), a gradually less crap bocce league member, one of the founders of my local book club and I love to hang with my family and friends. I am kind, ambitious, silly and smart (in the, hopefully, non-annoying kind of way), and am looking for the same in a guy.
