I would like to think that I am not a very complicated person but after reflecting on what to write here I have discovered that i'm a freakin train wreck. Damn these profiles! Instead of sitting here and writing a really long and boring story about my life I decided to just give you a bunch of random facts about me:
- When I was a kid I used to put my face in a fan so I could use my Darth Vader voice.
- I have never taken a pic of myself in a mirror with a cell phone camera and I never will
-I know all the lyrics to “The Humpty Dance” by the Digital Underground.
-Parents and animals love me it’s their daughters/owners that are the issue
-I can nail just about any movie quote. Proving once and for all that I know everything about nothing.
-One time I tried out for Jeopardy and doing so actually proved that I don’t know everything about nothing so ignore that last statement.
-I think I am solid poker player, but my bank account begs to differ.
-One time I fell down a flight of stairs in the middle of a lecture center while coming in late to a class in college and still have nightmares about it.
Actually in all seriousness I am a driven guy with lots of good things going on in his life. I have been told over and over that I am a that I am the nicest sweetest greatest guy, but I'm learning that these compliments are the kiss of death! While I am funny and kind of a smart ass I still have goals, which I have worked really hard to achieve ( I actually do have a 5 year plan). I hope to find someone that I have chemistry with and that wants to share in my life or that wants to dress me up as a cop and have me “arrest her”. (Either one works for me.)
If any of this interests you or want to learn more, drop me a message. (I can’t believe you actually read that entire thing.)