***News Flash!*** Minneapolis man makes radical departure from conventional wisdom! Undercover Edition revealed today that Jay broke from Match tradition by actually crafting a unique profile! Gone are the days of "I'm an easy-going guy who likes sports, pizza and long walks on the beach... blah blah blah." Women across the globe are responding to his fresh approach of actually being interesting!
"Oh.My.God! It's the first profile I've seen that doesn’t say he's easygoing, loves to have fun, is comfortable in jeans or a tux, or have a lame "me with my fish" photo! This guy rocks, I'm moving to Mpls!" .... Michelle, Denver
"Is this guy the last unicorn? A well-groomed man of integrity, who isn't on mood-stabilizing meds, has his own career and hobbies, isn’t drowning in debt, doesn't need my validation, and is actually open to meeting women of substance? Sign me up!" ... Angela, New York
Undercover Edition has learned that Jay can be spotted at the farmers market or running Lake Calhoun, sampling the latest organic fare and craft brew at Common Roots, or checking out a new band at First Ave or comedy show at Bryant Lake Bowl.
Close associates reveal Jay volunteers on a regular basis and is passionate about the environment and wildlife rehabilitation. One unnamed source called Jay the "bee whisperer" referring to his recent explorations in beekeeping. He recycles, composts, bike commutes whenever possible and is leaving the world a better place, minimizing my footprint while he's here.
One unnamed source describes his life as "uncomplicated - by design" and recommends you save the drama for your girlfriends, else he'll bill you for therapy time, and he's not cheap ;) Uptight people don't get it, but you may catch him making faces at rugrats in the minivan in front of you, or playing tug-of-war with your puppy.
Foreign correspondents have verified a valid passport with dozens of stamps, and have spotted Jay strolling the cobblestones of Rome, scuba diving off the Cozumel coast, exploring the temples of Angkor Wat, and backpacking across New Zealand.
Paparazzi recently snagged a photo of Jay kicking back for an incredible Thievery Corporation show at Red Rocks. Days earlier, he was spotted in Boulder, rock climbing the Flatiron one sure hand grasp at a time. During winter months he's rumored to carve a perfect "S" in fresh powder at Vail. Jay was also spotted biking the rugged Oregon coast with his brother, and days later at a local winery along the California coast.
When we Googled his name, we were shocked at the number of results, and there seems to be quite a controversy! Man of mystery, adventure seeker, MPR Sustaining Member, mentor to young children, rock wrangler, bee whisperer, triathlete, or just plain enigma? We may never know for sure!
One thing is certain, whenever he's spotted, the people around him always seem to be having a good time! He spends time together because he *wants* to, not because he *needs* to, and has been known to go underground and drop out of sight for long periods of time, especially just after meeting the right woman!
You: Selective. And open to incredible experiences and amazing possibilities. Dig music and nature, exercise because you enjoy it, can laugh at a dirty joke now and again, and this one's the deal breaker - you spend time together not because you *need* to, but because you *want* to: send him a message, share a story, make him laugh or expose him to a fresh experience.
