This is always the fun part where I come off sounding completely self-centered, independent, and intimidating.
Thing is - what I'm looking for is pretty simple:
a decent guy, with a real job.
do not live with your parents, do not live in their basement, do not live in the annex they built on the side of their house for you.
have a car. i don't care if its a POS. have a car and pay your own bills.
be nice, genuine, and hopefully sarcastic (or at least be able to handle a VERY sarcastic chick...) have decent morals and RESPECT for others and expect to DATE - not try and sleep with me within 30 minutes of meeting me. this seems to be an alarming trend i wasn't aware of until now. its not charming. if a chick sleeps with you that quick - shes a slut - congrats.
this is harsh - i know. but really I'm sick of everyone's BS.
what i have:
sarcasm, wit, insane work ethic, an extremely independent personality, and enough smart ass-ness to take down a high school. I own my own home, have my own car, pay my own bills. I may judge you based on looks to start - but face it... you did the exact same when you saw me. IF there's no personality to back up your pretty face - move on to the shallow chicks who are still impressed by your Hollister wardrobe, your shirtless mirror shots, and your obsession with "jersey shore." I would eat you alive.
--this is the part where you are thinking to yourself "damn who does this chick think she is?!" and I know this entire profile is very upfront. But I don't give out my feelings easily, and even being as picky as I am, I've still had my heart ripped out. IF I don't think you are worth my time - I wont waste it on you. But don't be fooled - I am a very warm-hearted girl, I am fiercely loyal, I will stand by you, lift you up, and if someone steps to us in a bar - ill be by your side (jk) :) point is, I'm pretty awesome and I'm hoping my equals out there somewhere.